slavetothegroove Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Folks, I'm going a little crazy by myself here at work and need some amusement. Anybody wanna help me out. Funny jokes?Videos?Embarrasing stories?Even just starting up an interesting discussion would be cool.Thanks all.... I'm ready to look like that tickle me elmo in a sec so someone please deliver.CiaoSteph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattm Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Why'd the chicken cross the road ... ... ... to get to the other side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slavetothegroove Posted November 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 (edited) HA HA HA. Oh man thats classic!Anyone? Edited November 24, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau. Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 http://www.khaaan.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 I've been pimping Bill Hicks over in the politics forum today: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 try looking in the merrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 I don't know how funny it is, but I just spent the last hour organizing my collection of concert posters. I piled them up by year (2002 - 2006), and was glad I had my old day-timers nearby, as a lot of them had only day-of-week / month / day printed on them. I even found a flyer for a show (JSB @ The Bayou, 2002-01-15) that I hadn't written down anywhere.The good news is that I have a lot of posters/flyers. The bad news is that a lot of them aren't in great shape (torn, frayed, taped on the edges, folded). Does anybody in Ottawa work at or know an art gallery that needs an exhibition? It's going to require some serious wall space to display all of them...even the set of nero posters alone would be tough to put up somewhere...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattm Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 not sure about an art gallery but that's one hell of a collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 knock knock. who's there? dwayne. dwayne who? dwayne the bathtub, i'm dwowning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Folks, I'm going a little crazy by myself here at work and need some amusement. Anybody wanna help me out.don,t know how funny this is but it is truewhen we were in school the guys would take their thingy out and give it a shake, they would do it some fast and we had a great laugh now we were only in grade 3 n 4 so we didn,t have a clue what it was,it was a game to see who could be the fastest,guess you could call that exposing today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Whenever I'm bored at work I look for crazy new recipes on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 If you people are bored at work, you should be spending your time looking for a new job. Something that you're passionate about.Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to put cover sheets on my TPS reports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skelter Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 knock knock.who's there? dwayne. dwayne who? dwayne the bathtub, i'm dwowning! balls that's funny i actually just called my 6 yr old to tell her that. We had a jolly good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traveler Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Brad. You should take a pic of each of them, then paste 1 or 2/page and post them here. Then they last forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Brad. You should take a pic of each of them, then paste 1 or 2/page and post them here. Then they last forever.I was thinking of that, and realized what I really need/want to do is get a scanner (that'll be big enough to handle most of them; 8.5" x 17" at least, maybe 11" x 17") and scan them all. (Does anybody have any recommendations as to scanners?)The problem with using a camera is that I'd really need something like a sheet of glass to put the posters under, to help flatten out the rolled/folded ones, and would also need a good camera with the right kind of tripod/mount. I have a digital camera, but it's small & cheezy, and probably wouldn't work well.Ultimately, what I'd like to do is create some kind of compendium of them, indexed by {year/month/day} / {venue} / {band}, with links to any recordings that exist of that show. (I think the Live Music Archive now supports including pictures with uploaded shows, and you can even have one picture tagged as the graphic to be displayed on the show's web page. I may try that in the near future.)Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 I'm stealing this one from our friend Iliana:Knock knock.Who's there? Wasabi.Wasabi who?Wassa biatch like you doing in a place like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afro poppa Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 what do you call a fish with no eyes?fssssshhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 I checked into the scanners that were available from FutureShop, and found that the basic ones (that cost less than, say, a few hundred dollars) all have a maximum scan size of 8.5" x 11". For the bigger posters that I have, this either means I wouldn't be able to scan them, or would have to scan them in sections, and somehow "merge" the scans into a bigger image. Does anybody know of any (ideally free) applications that can do this? (I figure the sections will have some overlap with each other, rather than having clean cuts between them.)Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 what's brown and sticky?a stick(apologies for the poor humour) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 What ticks?'ticky paper, 'toopid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 what did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 how many posters you got brad, ih ave a bed scaner that fits anything 4 feet long by any legenth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 how many posters you got brad, ih ave a bed scaner that fits anything 4 feet long by any legenthMy best guess is several hundred; I'll try to count them tonight.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 I wrote this while bored at work...it has a story behind it...but it's funny nonetheless. If my arms were made of bacon would they sizzle? If my arms were made of bacon you could put them on sandwiches and people would eat them. If my arms were made of bacon they'd be brown and sometimes crispy or floppy. If my arms were made of bacon boy, would I smell nice and people would probably always want to hang around me ....until they got sick of the smell of bacon. If my arms were made of bacon they'd be best friends with eggs. If my arms were made of bacon I'd eat em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Here's some jokes I found hillarious thta Willie Nelson told in the Dukes of Hazzard..Q: "Why are blondes an tornadoes the same?"A: "'Cuase at first there's a lot of sucking and blowing and then they take your house!"Q: "What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?A: A Piece of ass that will make you cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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