NewRider Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Okay, I've been reluctant to post this but in the past six months I've had a real problem... not the one I've already posted about but one with this guy named Sam Roberts. Nearly every bar I've walked into I've been called Sam Roberts. I've even signed autographs under his name. Now for a long time I had no clue who this attractive man must be and always responded with "does that dickweed drink here too?!?!" Recently things have been worse. Today I went to a cafe in Milton. Amazingly, Milton has organic coffee!!! The girl behind the counter was clocking me like CRAZY and I know the reason wasn't my pleasant attitude because I wasn't carrying one. I went up for a coffee refill and she asked me what I was doing in Milton. I told her I live here and her jaw dropped. She really thought I was Sam Roberts. Stupidly, I informed her I'm a moron with a drinking problem not the moron singer with the drinking problem and suddenly her feelings for me changed and I had to pay the fifty cents for a coffee refill. Another fact about Sam Roberts. I'm 95% sure he's not even RELATED to Julia Robets. I always used to think he was before I knew he was some rock singer from the French Country of Quebec. I remember telling one lady my middle name was Poutine! Good Times, Thanks Sam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 dude..sam roberts is a really good looking guy.wanna fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/\/illy Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Well... it's a stretch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 I had to cut my hair to get people to stop calling me Sam Roberts here in Ottawa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 bouche wins this one easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 (edited) the guy on the right looks like Ollie. Edited January 10, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 I wish I could like Sam Roberts but he really kinda bugs me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 I wish I could like Sam Roberts but he really kinda bugs me.Agreed. Sam Roberts and his bearded brand of campus pub-rock, bug me too.P.S. Shave the beard and you won't look like Roberts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurry Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 The girl behind the counter was clocking me like CRAZY and I know the reason wasn't my pleasant attitude because I wasn't carrying one. HA HA HA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurry Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 the guy on the right looks like Ollie.Looks like Sam Roberts and Mike Gordon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevO Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Or David Lee Roth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 [color:purple]Thanks Mike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 That dudes got quite the grip with his hug. Do they have pills for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 its impossible for me to look at that and not picture you spittin' tobacco and throwing a bullpen session. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted January 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 the guy on the right looks like Ollie.The guy on the left looks like a thin Ron Jeremy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 the guy on the right looks like Ollie.The guy on the left looks like a thin Ron JeremyWhere do you think his other hand is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 (edited) "Get a hand-job from "Sam Roberts" and dart tournament Day" at Transport Canada - Ladies and Gentlemen your tax dollars at work! Edited January 10, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 (edited) the guy on the right looks like Ollie.Bouche! The Magnum is very impressed with your dedication to the 'stache and my look. The Tigers cap is impressive. Normally if anyone was biting my style so hard I would drive down with TC in the Island Hoppers van and lay a tropical beating on thier ass. But as we are friends and I know your look is more of a tribute to my macho, I give you a "'stache pass". Keep up the good work and don't be afraid to wear the "ballhuggers". You gotta let the ladies know what they're missing. Edited January 10, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 "Get a hand-job from "Sam Roberts" and dart tournament Day" at Transport Canada - Ladies and Gentlemen your tax dollars at work!If you look at the reflection in the window you can see that Mike's watching TV on his second monitor.Tax dollars at work indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 But as we are friends and I know your look is more of a tribute to my macho, I give you a "'stache pass". An honour indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 (edited) But as we are friends and I know your look is more of a tribute to my macho' date=' I give you a "'stache pass". [/quote']An honour indeed.I wish Magnum was still my friend. We've never really reconciled after him spotting me that weed and me smoking it.sob.sob.sniffle.sniffle. Edited January 10, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 (edited) But as we are friends and I know your look is more of a tribute to my macho' date=' I give you a "'stache pass". [/quote']An honour indeed.I wish Magnum was still my friend. We've never really reconciled after him spotting me that weed and me smoking it.sob.sob.sniffle.sniffle.[color:blue]Fuck you hippie! Magnum don't play. Until you pay up no love! Deal with it.As for you Bouche....Remember without a mustache there can be no mustache rides! Grow it and they will cum/come.Take 'er sleazy and if she's sleazy take her twice.Back to the beach. later. Edited January 10, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 You mean this isn't Sam Roberts??? Who the hell are we holding then Isn't that Ol' Gay Dan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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