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We're gonna drink and fight

and drink and fight

and drink and fight some more

when the drinking's done, grab anyone

and go and fight some more

so grab your friends and neighbours

and punch 'em in the eye

and raise another glass and sing the Dublin lullaby.

O'Leary was a bastard

I gave his head a crack

I drank a pint of Guinness

and puked all over his back

O'Shaunesy was sickened

with patty in the back

when Irish eyes are smilin'

we'll punch them till they're black

Chorus

O'Leary and O'Connel

had been drinkin' pretty hard

had been sittin' for a fortnight

with Clancy at the bar

he got so stewed that when he spewed,

we swore he must've drowned

so we kicked his ass,raised a glass

and bought another round!

Chorus

Well i went out with O'Leary

to old McDonald's wake

we drank a lot of stout and ale

and ate a lot of cake

O'Mally singing Danny Boy filled my eyes with tears

so i kicked his nuts right into his guts

and had another beer!

Chorus

Drink and fight and drink and fight

And drink and fight some more

When the drinking's done

Grab anyone and go and fight some more

So grab you're friends and neighbors

And punch 'em in the eye

And raise another glass to sing the Dublin lullaby

Fight fight fight fight fight fight fight

fight fight fight fight fight fight fight

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Once in awhile I like to slum it, so we finished off the last half of bottle of this this morning by 9am.

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A family friend, Kaila (from Ireland) whose also celebrating her third year (mar.10th actually) in Canada is wearing a great shirt today, aside from it fitting her perfectly the text is great:

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Happy St. Patties everyone, wherever your shannanigans may take you!

I'll see you at the Casbah Sarahbelle!

Greg, too bad we'll miss you tonight. I feel like it has been ages since the last time we chatted! Hope you have a good night either way.

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Let's seize this day to hate the English!

I don't get to do that, though, given that I'm 50/50. Today, though, I'll veer happily towards my Tipperarian routes, and tip a few in their honour.

On that note,

A man walks into a bar, orders three pints of beer, and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The man replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm in Florida. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each o'my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The man becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The man looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife had us join a Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking - Hasn't affected my brothers though."

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I went to a St. Patty's Day party in Seoul today that was put on by the Irish society.. Free Guinness, free Bailey's, and my friend's band was playin! It was good times and I was tipsy by 5pm.

THEN I went and saw MONO live..

THEN I went and saw Oneset (DJ Vadim, Yarah Bravo & Blu Rum 13) live.

Awesome day!!! :)

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