Schwa. Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 (edited) mmmmm, zoomie horripilation. Edited October 18, 2007 by Guest i fixed the spelling from horripulation....seemed the thing to do in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 mmmmm, zoomie horripulation. i believe it's actually spelled 'horripilation' schwa :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.O.B.E Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 (edited) Now just watch someone post George Carlin's "rules". Just for you Ollie New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes, graduations, and releases from jail. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: LUCKY BASTARDS. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket - water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water. New Rule: Stop f***ing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis. New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the a**hole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge a**hole. New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy. New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high. New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show." New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&M. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two. New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. Don't want to be on your webcam, dude. I just want to wash my hands. New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese edit to change for BradM's nitpicking. He must be related to AD and a big FU to the internet for lying to me again Edited October 18, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Actually, George Carlin didn't write those.http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/newrules.aspAloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.O.B.E Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 There I fixed it Brad....are ya finally happy now...can you stop nitpicking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 i find it odd that if someone posted an incorrect setlist or something equally inane, it would be corrected within minutes. people jump all over newspaper reviewers for spelling names wrong, for example. it happens here ALL THE TIME.for the record i do correct people in person, tactfully. wouldn't you want to know if you were saying something that wasn't true? i expect others to correct me as well and am annoyed when they don't.there is absolutely no downside to being correct or furthering knowledge and discussion about something. no disclaimers are needed.Well put AD. Keep up the "nitpicking". You're doing a great job and I've learned a lot from you over the past couple of years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Intelligence and attention to detail should never be frowned upon. Keep on keepin' on AD. (Triple checked for spelling). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 edit to change for BradM's nitpicking. He must be related to AD and a big FU to the internet for lying to me again Well, yeah. That was my whole point! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 you learn us real good AD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.O.B.E Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 You mean to tell me that you arnt supposed to believe everything on the internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 You mean to tell me that you arnt supposed to believe everything on the internet? uh oh :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 BradM, you are one of the few people who have mastered the art of comedic timing on the internet. You're a fucking genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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