Basher Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Let's all have a blast before the Ween show and lynch Swifty for causing shit.Who's gonna bring him down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 I'm in charge of the "Lynch Swifty" commemorative t-shirts! Woot-woot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 can i do an exclusive pre-lynching since i won't be in town the 29th? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurry Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 I'm just a few blocks from him - I'll start by setting his house on fire. Even if he didn't lie about Ween he still deserves it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Even if he didn't lie about Ween he still deserves it.This also provides a value-added service to Swifty: by punishing him before he actually does something (i.e., when he doesn't deserve it), it'll mean he gets to do something equally heinous in the future without having to worry about getting punished, as the penalty he'd get has already been pre-inflicted.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 why does this lynching take place 3 days after the show?not interested in joining in..just curious?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 That's some quality humour there swifty. Here's one I heard the other day on Letterman or something:Set up: Bob Dylan died today!Punchline: Actually, he didn't!Guy told me this one yesterday:Set up: I was just diagnosed with leukemia.Punchline: No, I wasn't really!(that one still cracks me up - I'm giggling right now)Here, I just made one up:Set up: That Swifty really knows how to set the message board on fire!Punchline: Naw, he's just being a fuckin' idiot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 wow, never seen people get so out of sorts for such an obvious joke.who is worse, the person who says an obvious and cliche joke, or the person who responds with name calling?(mind you, that swifty bastard can be a real ass!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 I don't think a lynch mob is in order. I mean it's not like he said "Phish are getting back together... NOT!" Still, a pretty lame joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 wow, never seen people get so out of sorts for such an obvious joke. at least its better than getting pissy over some nitpicking of facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurry Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 I really hate Swifty (super hate even) and would like nothing more than to see him get T-boned by a train this afternoon. I don't want him to die or anything - maybe just get severely mangled! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 If I had to take a guess at swifty's age, he's 15 with pimples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 I think he's actually like 35 and half bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 wow, never seen people get so out of sorts for such an obvious joke.who is worse, the person who says an obvious and cliche joke, or the person who responds with name calling?(mind you, that swifty bastard can be a real ass!)Don't look at me, I'm just trying to be funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 wow, never seen people get so out of sorts for such an obvious joke.who is worse, the person who says an obvious and cliche joke, or the person who responds with name calling?(mind you, that swifty bastard can be a real ass!)I wouldn't have participated in the lynching thread if I didn't believe it was all a big joke--I mean, c'mon, what's funnier than a lynching?!I'll tell you what's funnier than a lynching--a staged lynching with witty commemorative t-shirts for sale! Yeah, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 i actually heard Jerry was back from the Dead and is hooking up with Ween for three dates on this tour. I'll post the link when i find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 where was the part about it being an obvious joke? if you're gonna be an asshole, then prepare to be treated like an asshole. yup. i think you missed a capital I at the beginning of your post there schwa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarinGarage Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 wow, everyone really got their panties in a bunch over this thing. i thought it was funny, swifty! but, then again, i never believe anything you say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 how does putting that post up deserve being called an asshole? harsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted October 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 [color:purple]Yes, this lynching thread is 100% serious. No joking here at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Wait--so NOBODY's getting lynched? What am I going to do with all these t-shirts??! I was also planning to have the lynching catered...there goes my big BBQ deposit...guess I'll cancel the barbershop quartet, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 i want mine to say, "I went to the Swifty lynching, and all i wore was this lousy T-Shirt" please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 how does putting that post up deserve being called an asshole? harsh.hmmm...let's see...cuz it's something an asshole would do? and i really wouldn't make a thing of it but you are seemingly wanting to continue making a thing of it.would you be happier with the word "ass" instead of asshole? same difference to me here. ok, he's an ass. are you better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 i want mine to say, "I went to the Swifty lynching, and all i wore was this lousy T-Shirt" please I already ordered one for you...though it actually says, "I schwent to the Schwifty lynching and all I got was this lousy t-schwirt". Hope that's Ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 I want one that says " Swifty Lynching: October 27th 2007 and then on the back NOT!" "Not" jokes are hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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