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Kanada Kev

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I'm wiped out from trick or treating with the kids. Wayyy too much candy here now. It'll last until next year!!!!!

NOw time to sit back and RELAX.

MONSTER HASH

I was working in the lab late one night

When I heard the gurgle of a waterpipe

So I turned to see my monster in a cloud of smoke

Who said 'This shit ain't bad, here, have a toke'

(We smoked some hash)-We smoked some monster hash

(Some monster hash)-It was his personal stash

(We smoked some hash)-We got completely trashed

(On monster hash)-We smoked some monster hash

We partied in the castle with the living dead

Mouths were dry and eyes were red

The ghouls and goblins shrieked and screamed

'Won't somebody please pass the Visine'

(They smoked some hash)-They smoked some monster hash

(Some monster hash)-From Frankie's personal stash

(We smoked some hash)-And they all were smashed

(On monster hash)-They smoked some monster hash

The mummy was toking on a bong

Wolfman said 'Don't bogart that, pass it along'

The swampthing was toasted, rolling on the floor

Laughing hysterically and pleading for more

The scene was rocking as the werewolves moved

To the undead reggae band's dance hall grooves

Menwhile in the kitchen Frankenstein baked

Some Alice B. Toklas brownies and cakes

(We ate some hash)-We ate some monster hash

(Some monster hash)-It had the graveyard smashed

(We ate some hash)-And we all got trashed

(On monster hash)-We ate some monster hash

The party would have gone 'til we all passed out

But just then we heard a bloodcurdling shout

'Watch out, beware, cover your necks

Dracula's got the munchies, and he's totally wrecked'

(He smoked some hash)-He smoked some monster hash

(Some monster hash)-He was completely smashed

(He smoked some hash)-That translyvanian's trashed

(On monster hash)-He smoked some monster hash

Now every night the dead rise up from the grave

To partake in our happening THC rave

For you, the living, this hash was meant, too

When you get to my door just say Mule sent you

(We'll smoke some hash)-We'll smoke some monster hash

(Some monster hash)-And we'll all get smashed

(We'll smoke some hash)-From my personal stash

(Of monster hash)We'll smoke some monster hash

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sooooooooooo, how much candy did y'all shell out (or rake in)?

we had around 40 kids or so. some fun costumes, especially on the little ones. a couple of fairy princesses and a cute little furry crocodile. the odd thing was that there was an inordinate number of adolescent boys in drag (most with huge bazooms), usually travelling in drag packs.

we helped out our neighbours who set up a hot chocolate stand on their driveway, which was a real hit with the kids and parents too. one group of 4 boys came back twice, just to hang out and chat. was a really cool idea and the kids are actually remembering it from the year before.

UofGuelph students also wheel shopping carts around the neighbourhood on a food drive, which I think is really cool too.

great evening. yours?

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125 kids here which is down from last year's whopping 150. ABU students were doing the food drive thing, which I thought was cool too. 'Guy riding an ostrich' was the best costume I saw. To me, there were far too many 'kids' too old to be still going door-to-door with too little effort in their costumes.

"What are you supposed to be?"

"A school girl"

"Aren't you a school girl everyday??"

But whatever, a great evening overall.

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We had 10 kids in total so we have a CRAPLOAD of chocolate left.

same here!!!! I couldnt beleive it. This was the first year we had halloween at our new house (last year went to the wifes Moms neighbourhood) We were expecting a ton of kids because we right across the street form a school that goes from J.K. to grade 4 or 5. Strange! What am I gonna do with all the left over candy bars. Combine that and what candy my daughter scored we have a stit load of candy. Get out the toothbrushes kiddies!!

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To me, there were far too many 'kids' too old to be still going door-to-door with too little effort in their costumes.

"What are you supposed to be?"

"A school girl"

"Aren't you a school girl everyday??"

:D - yeah, we saw lots of kids doing their rounds later in the evening, dressed as, what, surly teenagers?

Funny thing was, there were so many still older kids here at the college yesterday who'd totally knocked themselves out dressing up (I had one show up having bought "Anakin turns to the dark side" flaming orange contact lenses to go with his zombie outfit, which was especially freaky - made it kind of hard to stay on topic).

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