Patchoulia Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 I have a quote board outside my cubicle. Eminently quotable, unselfconscious remarks/conversations go up and I add my personal commentary. It's extremely popular.Anyway, I just overheard the quote of the year. Unfortunately, I cannot post it on the quote board (for fear of further alienating my HR department), but I simply must share with all of you.Two women walking by, in the midst of a conversation. Just as they pass by our area, we hear:"I just found out that you can't Botox your privates--obviously--but..."And thank christ that was all I heard..that "but" frightens me to my very core... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 Why don't you start some more threads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 How does a conversation like that even get started at work?(That's pretty funny, though, especially completely out of context.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 How did she find that out?Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted February 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 Why don't you start some more threads?I would, but I don't have anything helpful or funny to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 That never stopped me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted February 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 That never stopped me. Good point. I'm starting at least 5 more useless, unamusing, unhelpful threads today, inspired by StoneMtn. Thanks for the tip, Hux! And the support, StoneMtn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 That never stopped me.Are you implying that people should post anything that is neither helpful or funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 bokonon was a couple weeks ago. gawd, try to keep up people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggest Fan Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 (edited) I guess as per bokonons request (F -n- or H) I should ban myself. Sure never have been my strengths. I am much more skilled at the dumb and obvious. Edited February 1, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 That never stopped me. Are you implying that people should post anything that is neither helpful or funny? I have no time for something that is neither useful nor amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 Don't you mean 'I have no time for anything that is neither useful nor amusing'?(is it or or nor?)Jusat trying to be useful. I'm sure you don't find this amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 Go fuck your hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celticwolfsun Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 wow! oh wow! is right!! oh my god what a fantastic thing to overhear hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol'Hickster Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 HAHAAH Women tend to make fun of how Men ALways want a bigger dink But Men Rejoice Women Want Botox for there Privates haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Maybe she has a big floppy beaver she wants to make taut and snappy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted February 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Taut and snappy!! bahahahahhaahahhahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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