Esau. Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 HAHAHAHHAA.... "You're gonna LOVE my nuts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 that toss into the sink was gold too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 that's actually a product that I've wanted thanks, Esau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 The pampered chef version works well... that guy needs to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Get schwa to choke him through the tv....he's a pro at that I hear...a commercial homicidal maniac you could say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Funk Dawg Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 parody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 but does the pampered chef version open to clean?I don't mind Vince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 holy shit golden line when he is grinding cheese with the 'graty' ... "tacos...frettucini...linguini...martini...bikini" !YESSSS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carstairs Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Buy Shamwow to help fight Scientology Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 I think i'd avoid having anything with the name 'pampered chef' on it if the alternative could come with a cheese grater and maybe even some shamwows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayr Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 I'd buy it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 I think my Dutch grandmother gave my mom something like this back in the day and it was money...Politics, Celebrities and Religion aside; I want one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Mine was agift too, and yeah, it's money. It's the "No More Tears Baby Shampoo" for chopping onions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 that toss into the sink was gold too! YES!!!!! And I wasn't sure if he actually did say: "bikini" I think I heart Vince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I really want the Slap Chop. It guarantees to change my life!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I love how pretty much everything that gets shopped in that thing needs to be cut up first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I love how pretty much everything that gets shopped in that thing needs to be cut up first. Shush it, Shushface! Now,get on the horn and buy me one. Thanks. You're the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 you're gonna have an exciting life!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 you're gonna have an exciting life!!*fingers crossed*!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 You'll never pay a dollar for crushed nuts for your ice cream again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 No she'll pay for whole nuts and crack'em herself and clean em and then she get out the fucking slap chop and then she get out the cutting board and then... fuck it, she'll buy chopped nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 I just wanna know if I call now, and it has to be now because I know they can't do this all day....will my fruit sparkle like that? And am I gonna get skinny too one slap at a time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 I believe in the small-print it says your girth will decrease "every other slap." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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