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bokonon

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So at this exact second I'm dicking around at a job I hate and wondering how I can make an exit. I just got a call from the library I really want to work at and I'm hired. (Woo Hoo!) But I am supposed to work at the forementioned crappy job until nine tonight. I sooooooo don't want to be here. Please help me make an exit. Oh yes...the other people I'm scheduled with for the rest of the night I actually like.....not so much can be said for the rest of the staff.....Maybe I should just man up for the remaining two hours and nine minutes. I dunno.....thoughts?

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Take off all (or most) of your clothes, walk out and as you approach the exit raise both your arms, give the fingers and scream from the top of your lungs:

"Fuckallya'lls. I'm outta here cunts."

Edit to add: And never turn around to look behind you.

Edited by Guest
I forgot the most important part
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