Booche Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I accidentally wore my flip flops to the office. ::trys to keep feet hidden:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I'll tell ya what i didn't do. I didn't go to jail in Wisconsin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted June 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Listen here pal, its slow in the office today and will remain so thanks to the Quebec holiday. I will need some form of entertainment so please provide more details than nothing. Now get to it. There is something behind your story and I want to read it. That goes for the rest of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I headbutted the fridge while trying to get a coffee. Multiple problems there with the door being closed and coffee being hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateaux Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 There's a guy in my office and I swear to god he stuffs his trou. Looks like he's got a small child living in his pants. After a meeting this morning I jokingly said "hey dude looks like you've a got a boner" a second of uncomfortable silence passed and he said "nope i've just got a huge unit....." more silence and then all I could do was bow to his glory. Winner, huge unit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I wore pink slippers to Best Buy but that was another day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau. Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I downloaded a Ryan Adams show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I don't think you understand the subject of this thread. I spilled my entire tupperware of strawberries walking down the stairs... put my laptop bag down to pick them all up, drove 10km to work and realized i forgot my laptop at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I wore pink slippers to Best Buy.OMG, you too??this morning I grabbed a very large coffee before an hour-long meeting. and then i knocked over two senior colleagues on my way to the 'loo as it ended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I hope they are ok or you will be charged with Senior Abuse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I stayed up boozing and listening to the god damned Grateful Dead till 3am.I also wore flip flops to work- but its acceptable around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I crapped in a warming shed this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted June 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 That's funny NW. I found myself listening to 99 Phish last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I haven't done anything stupid (yet) today but I am happy to share a few Basher stupidity stories from the past that might succeed in amusing Andre, however briefly. 1. One day a few months ago, we got in the car to head to work...we had been driving for a few minutes when he suddenly declared, "I'm not wearing my glasses." Yeah, he needs those to drive..not to mention see... 2. One day last week, he grabbed his laptop bag and hurried out the door. It was only when he arrived at work that he realized that he had neglected to put his laptop in the bag. You're welcome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAlphaNerd Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I slept in and further put off a 2000 word essay due tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I wore pink slippers to Best Buy but that was another day.That's not stupid, that's awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Ya they were awesome and fuzzy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Isn't today Wednesday? Get my drift? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I haven't done it yet but I'm finally returning to the work force this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I downloaded a Ryan Adams show. LOL classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I got out of bed, which was clearly the worst decision of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted June 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I forgot it was Ribfest.::cries into penne:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 OH NO!!!Think me and steph are going to head down there shortly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 That is the second stupid thing you have done today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted June 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 It wont be the last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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