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How does 2pm today sound? I just had a number 2 in hopes of making room.

Butthead: "Fire those retro rockets, shoot the futon torpedos, and like uh, make us go that way. Excuse me. I order you to undress and show me your thingys"

Beavis: "But captain. That violates intergalatic law or something."

Butthead: "Number 1, I order you to take a number 2."

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We should all meet at the booth just east of bank st. That's where I went today and even though the line-up was long, it moved quickly.

At noon tomorrow there's a free concert for the jazzfest at the concourse at the World Exchange building. A place to sit where we can eat our messy meal and take in some tunes!

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Funny you should ask...

We are celebrating Pride Week at work and today is "Gender Bender Day" where everyone cross dresses or mixes and matches 'men’s' and 'women’s' clothing.

I left my house wearing a wacky genderbender costume that included a shirt and tie, neon green dress and a bright pink cape.

I got ten minutes up the road and realized I forgot something essential so I turned around, pulled into my driveway, put on the e-brake and headed to the door. As I was fumbling with my key I turned to see my car slowly rolling down the driveway!

I yelped, dashed over to the car, and managed to grab the e-brake before the car got to the end of the driveway. My sense of relief turned to mild embarrassment when I noticed that a realestate agent and a family were standing on my neighbor’s lawn staring at me.

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