Guest Low Roller Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Gatorade dropped their "Tiger Drink" product, although they are claiming that the decision was made prior to all this hoopla.Suuuuuuuuuuuure it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 More crazy animation of Woods' affairs on Taiwanese tabloid TV. Funny, bizarre, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 The Tiger Trojan condom– you're not out of the Woods yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Tiger is a FREAK! He's up to 10 mistresses... of which two are porn stars! Combine that with reports that he doesn't use a condom ever, and we have ourselves one sick fuck. Here is professional banger Joslyn James who banged Tiger's wood: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 And here's Joslyn James at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted December 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 You know, this whole Tiger thing went from hilarious to bizarre to kinda sad really fast.And why did I use up all my jokes before the parade of skanks started appearing??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 You know, this whole Tiger thing went from hilarious to bizarre to kinda sad really fast.That's pretty much how I feel about it. At one point I was expecting them to start finding bodies.I really feel sorry for his kids. The legitimate ones and otherwise... apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 If this doesn't end with a sensational California highway chase I'll be disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 So soon you forget that he can barely get out of his driveway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 So soon you forget that he can barely get out of his drivewayDid O.J. drive his Bronco? Check. Mate.(BTW, I'm not insinuating that Tiger is going to murder his wife. That would be tragic. I just want to see him run from the law.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Gatorade dropped their "Tiger Drink" product, although they are claiming that the decision was made prior to all this hoopla.Suuuuuuuuuuuure it was.Apparently this news was published in a beverage trade magazine two days before the car accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Glove that fit? Check. White Ford Bronco? Check. Texts to busty mistress dissing his wife made public? Check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau. Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Tiger named AP Athlete of the Decade; cyclist Armstrong second Even after a shocking sex scandal that tarnished Tiger Woods, it was tough to ignore what he achieved on the golf course this decade.He won 64 times around the world, including 12 majors, and hoisted a trophy on every continent golf is played. He lost only one time with the lead going into the final round. His 56 PGA Tour victories in one incomparable decade were more than anyone except four of golf's greatest players won in their careers. full story>> http://www.cbssports.com/golf/story/12667817/tiger-named-ap-athlete-of-the-decade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 (edited) This made me laugh - From Bill Simmons' mailbag on ESPN:"Amidst all the talk of image consultants and PR rehab for Tiger, haven't we missed the obvious solution: that he should go all the way in the other direction and become a WWE-type heel? Picture it: Tiger dumps Elin and the kids, moves into a penthouse suite at the Wynn or the Palms, grows a short-cropped Hollywood Hogan-style beard, sleeps his way through starlets and party girls and heads back to the Tour in annihilation mode. Women would start showing up at events to boo him, men would (secretly) cheer him, as he leaves nothing but destruction and mayhem in his wake. And if you're Tiger, what sounds more fun -- a decade of apologies, microscopically short leashes, the embarrassment of getting axed by sponsors, and no hope for business time with Elin, or just living the dream?"-- Name withheld (because my wife would divorce me for even thinking about this), New York CitySG: I can only tell you this: That would have been one of the five funniest "South Park" episodes ever. Edited December 16, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 I am willing to bet ya'll will be seeing this pop up in your emails over the next few days, if you havent already:It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students haveturned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. Allthechildren are restless and the teacher decides to have an earlydismissal.Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctlycanleave early today."Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'msmartand will answer the question."Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home..."Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."Johnny is even madder than before.Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any ofthequestions.When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitcheswouldkeep their mouths shut!"The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"Johnny: "Tiger Woods. Can I go now?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Armstrong is on another (much higher) level than anyother athlete. That poll is dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 The Tiger Woods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 (edited) Armstrong is on another (much higher) level than anyother athlete. That poll is dumb. Doesn't he still have steroid allegations? And don't all the other riders on the tour knock him for not competing in all the other events that they compete in? And even if he's clean, can you really say he's on a different level than Tiger, or Federer, let alone a "much higher" level? Hard to say as all three of them dominanted the best in their sports over the past ten years. Edited December 17, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Federer is up there with Armstrong, you're right. It's hard to compare them as they're both so dominant. I think it's fair to call it a tie. They both have the edge over Tiger for sure. In cycling, the Tour is insane. He beat cancer and won it 7 consecutive times. He almost won last year after three years off and coming off an injury. The other riders can knock him all they want, but last year he raced in the Tour Down Under, the Tour of Ireland, the Milan-Sanremo, Castilla y Leon, and more. He had to pull out of a couple others due to breaking his collarbone in a crash. Then he raced in the Giro d'Italia. No allegations of doping have been proven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Please. Stop now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Please. Stop now. Booche... Did it ever cross your mind to call your little guy Bo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 AD, I can accept a tie...for second place of course, behind Bo Jackson, who is clearly the athlete of the decade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSloth Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?A: Santa stops after three ho's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Booche... Did it ever cross your mind to call your little guy Bo? Lynn is going to be in for a surprise when she sees Nathaniel's birth certificate. His name is actuallyBelushi Bo Bouchard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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