Jaimoe Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 " I knew this Bin Laden disguise was a bad idea ". OR " No, I'm an actor, not Saddam. Have any of you seen me in The Lord Of The Rings movies "? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermontdave Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 Boy! Man! God! Shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 "well, at least they can't prosecute me for having weapons of mass destruction!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 "Nobody will leave me alone, brah. I've tried offering my heady nugs as a peace offering, but that's not helping. It left me with no option but to get a lawyer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossolee Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 Saddam disguised as The Sloth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weezy Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 The U.S. Captures Santa, Ruins Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 quote: Originally posted by weezy: The U.S. Captures Santa, Ruins Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 Gilette. The best a man can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitidiot Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 "busted down on bourbon st, set up like a ...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitidiot Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 "busted down on bourbon st, set up like a ...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 If only I had become a rich dictator in a democracy like Bush did... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 Desperate for food, drink, and sexual attention, a fugitive Saddam attempts to milk his beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon. Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 Hmmmmmm....same beard trimmer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
long time runnin' Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 "Damn HBO and their taxicab confessions!!! I should have torn up the waiver and kept my mouth shut! Still, the $100 renumeration was a mighty purty offer..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 "What time does Nero start?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 All I want is a hug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 Hmmmmmmm...I guess I probably shouldn't have ordered the destruction the World Trade Center....Wait a minute that wasn't me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Sanchez Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 wookie #71 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 someone should photoshop that finger to be sticking up lookin for a miracle. "mannnn what a night,, how did these dirty rigs get stuck in my beard..... never hangin out with that seesaw guy again...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted December 16, 2003 Report Share Posted December 16, 2003 quote: Originally posted by Jaimoe: "I think maybe I should've been a little nicer.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted December 16, 2003 Report Share Posted December 16, 2003 "Uday? Quasy?" Finding Saddam was easy after US forces narrowed their search to nervous Iraqies speaking pig latin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted December 16, 2003 Report Share Posted December 16, 2003 "Wa Happin?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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