PalacePrincess Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 monday morning email haha... "A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. Better to be safe than......................punch a 5th grader. Strike while the................................bug is close. It's always darkest before..................Daylight Saving Time. Never underestimate the power of............termites. You can lead a horse to water but...........how? Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty. No news is..................................impossible. A miss is as good as a......................Mr. You can't teach an old dog new..............math. If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning. Love all, trust.............................me. The pen is mightier than the................pigs. An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax. Where there's smoke there's.................pollution. Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents. A penny saved is............................not much. Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers. Don't put off till tomorrow what............you put on to go to bed. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..... you have to blow your nose. There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder. Children should be seen and not.............spanked or grounded. If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries. You get out of something only what you..... see in the picture on the box. When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way. Better late than...........................pregnant!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 Everyone of those is a killer t-shirt. "You can't teach an old dog new math." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 T-SHIRTS!! That's exactly what I was thinking....some of those are great! Gotta love kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted January 27, 2004 Report Share Posted January 27, 2004 You can lead a horse to water but ........ how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitidiot Posted January 27, 2004 Report Share Posted January 27, 2004 An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted January 27, 2004 Report Share Posted January 27, 2004 adorable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 that was great, mind if i lift it to send to some friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancingbear Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancingbear Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 There are none so blind as................Stevie Wonder LOL!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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