kung Posted February 15, 2004 Report Share Posted February 15, 2004 Well, it seems I'm now a confessed "hooper". Having sufficiently wooed my lady last night with all the usual things that goes along with Valentines Day, the time finally came to make the proverbial whoopie. Well, in the midst of the whole thing, my lovely lady decides to make a bold move and give me the ol' prostate massage. Being the homophobic bastard that I am, I was very apprehensive to allow this entry and was quite put off by this at first, but admittedly when all was said and done, I'll have to admit that it was the shit!!! Normally, I would be embarrased to admit something like this, but it was so amazing that I am now encouraging everyone I know to try it!!! When I saw the movie Road Trip, I thought that the scene with the dude and the nurse was pretty hokey, but it was in fact the straight goods. I wonder if my new "hooping" adventures will give me new found love for the String Cheese Incident? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ggrtrhhrtgg Posted February 15, 2004 Report Share Posted February 15, 2004 dear Kung, Well I must begin by commending you on embarking on new sexual frontiers... Good on ya mate!! Breaking down walls, is usually a good thing, especially when it might lead to further desirable sensations!! However, I too, suffer from the same apprehensive tendencies in regards to "digital anal penetration" so, I hypothesize that this does not have any direct correlation with the appreciation of String Cheese Incident. Unless, perhaps, there was a little SCI playing in the background!!! Then you might associate a specific song with a special fond memory. How I ironic would it be if they were covering JC's "Ring of Fire." Have a nice day! have a nice day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted February 15, 2004 Report Share Posted February 15, 2004 kung my new avatar is dedicated to you! hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark tonin Posted February 16, 2004 Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 Holy shit Tungsten ... I mean holy crap ... I hope you don't give Kung and others any ideas with that avatar! I had to look at it twice to figure out what's going on. Peace, Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted February 16, 2004 Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 bar none, strangest post I've seen on here in a VERY long time!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted February 16, 2004 Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 one time i damn near threw a girlfriend (who is now an ex) off the bed when she got a little too close for comfort.....hmm...maybe i shouldnt have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kung Posted February 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 Here's a true finger up the arse story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted February 16, 2004 Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 That's a nice story, Luke. Thanks for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted February 16, 2004 Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 Funniest post for 2004! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 that is one sick bastard!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon. Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 ...dude, i think you might be on the wrong board... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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