Random Lyric Thread

[Dr_Evil_Mouse]

C'est pas l'homme qui prend la mer

C'est la mer qui prend l'homme (tintintin)

Moi la mer elle m'a pris

J'me souviens un mardi

J'ai troque mes santiags

et mon cuir un peu zone

Contre une paire de dockside

Et un vieux cire jaune

J'ai deserte les crasses

qui m'disaient soit prudent

La mer c'est degueulasse

Les poissons baisent dedans

Des que le vent soufflera,

Je repartira

Des que les vents tourneront

Nous nous en allerons

C'est pas l'homme qui prend la mer

C'est la mes qui prend l'homme

Moi la mer elle m'a pris

Au depourvu, tant pis

J'ai eu si mal au coeur

Sur la mer en furie

J'ai vomi mon quatre heures

Et mon minuit aussi

J'me suis cogne partout

J'ai dormi dans des draps mouilles

Ca m'a coute des sous

C'est d'la plaisance, c'est l'pied

Des que le vent soufflera,

Je repartira

Des que les vents tourneront

Nous nous en allerons

C'est pas l'homme qui prend la mer,

C'est la mer qui prend l'homme

Et elle prend pas la femme

Qui prefere la campagne

La mienne m'attend au bord,

Au bout de la jetee,

L'horizon est bien mort

Dans ses yeux delaves

Assise sur une bite

D'amarrage elle pleure

Son homme qui la quitte

La mer, c'est son malheur

Des que le vent soufflera

Je repartira

Des que les vents tourneront

Nous nous en allerons

C'est pas l'homme qui prend la mer

C'est la mer qui prend l'homme

Moi la mer elle m'a pris

Comme on prend un taxi

Je f'rais le tour du monde

Pour voir a chaque etape

Si tous les gars du monde

Veulent bien m'lacher la grappe

J'irai aux quatre vents

Foutre un peu le boxon

Jamais les oceans n'oublieront mon prenom

Des que le vent soufflera

Je repartira

Des que les vents souffleront

Nous nous en allerons

C'est pas l'homme qui prend la mer

C'est la mer qui prend d'homme

Moi la mer elle m'a pris

Et mon bateau aussi

Il est fier mon navire

Il est beau mon bateau

C'est un fameux trois mats

Fin comme un oiseau (hisse et ho)

Si Tabarly, Pageot,

Kersauzon et Riidel

Naviguent pas sur des cageots

Ni sur des poubelles

Des que le vent soufflera,

Je repartira

Des que les vents tourneront

Nous nous en allerons

C'est pas l'homme qui prend la mer

C'est la mer qui prend l'homme

Moi la mere elle m'a pris

Je m'souviens un vendredi

Ne pleure plus ma mere

Ton fils est matelot

Ne pleure plus mon pere

Je vis au fil de l'eau

Regardez votre enfant

Il est parti marin

Je sais c'est pas marrant

Mais c'etait mon destin

Des que le vent soufflera

Je repartira

Des que les vents tourneront

Nous nous en allerons

Des que le vent soufflera

Je repartira

Des que les vents tourneront

Nous nous en allerons (de requin)

Des que le vent soufflera

Je repartira

Des que les vents tourneront

Nous nous en allerons

Des que le vent soufflera

Nous repartira

Des que les vents tourneront

Je me n'en allerons (de lapin)

[Fuckholes]

I walk the streets of japan till i get lost

Cause it dosent remind me of anything

With a graveyard tan carrying a cross

Cause it dosent remind me of anything

I like studying faces in a parking lot

Cause it dosent remind me of anything

I like drivin backwards through the fog

Cause it dosent remind me of anything

(Chorus)

The things that I love, the things that ive lost

The things ive held sacred that ive dropped

I wont lie no more you can bet

I dont want to learn what ill need to forget

I like gypsy moths and raido talk

Cause it dosent remind me of anything

I like gospel music and canned applause

Cause it dosent remind me of anything

I like colorful clothing in the sun

Cause it dosent remind me of anything

I like hammerin' nails and speaking in tongues

Cause it dosent remind me of anything

(chorus)

Bend and shape me

I love the way you are

Slow and sweetly

Like never before

Calm and sleeping

We wont stir up the past

So descretly

We wont look back

(Chorus)

I like throwing my voice and breaking guitars

Cause it dosent remind me of anything

I like playing in the sand whats mine is ours

If it dosent remind me of anything.

[bradm]

Where do all the picks go when they die?

Do they leave their friends behind to weep and cry?

Do they go to heaven, I cannot tell

If a pick is bad, does it go to pick hell?

Aloha,

Brad

[guigsy]

I always believed the words that you told me

Your words they had me stuck inside

A world of meanings with no meaning

A time of honesty denied

And can you really love that way?

Tell me how you love that way

And can you really love that way?

Tell me how you love that way

[dJEd]

love is watching someone die

so who's going to watch you die?

[SmoothedShredder]

How does he do it? How do they do it? Uncanny and immutable.

This is such a happening tailpipe of a party.

Like sugar, the guests are so refined, (look like melting mice)

A confidence man, but why so beleaguered?

He's not a leader, he's a Texas leaguer

Swinging for the fence, got lucky with a strike

Drilling for fear, makes the job simple

Born on third, thinks he got a triple

Blackout weaves its way through the cities

Blackout weaves its way through the cities

Blackout weaves its way,...

I remember when you sang

That song about today

Now it's tomorrow and

Everything has changed

A think tank of aloof multiplication

A nicotine wish and a columbus decanter

Retrenchment and hoggishness

The aristocrat choir sings

"What's the ruckus?"

The haves have not a clue

The immenseness of suffering

And the odd negotiation, a rarity

With onionskin plausibility of life,

And a keyboard reaffirmation

Blackout weaves its way through the cities

Blackout weaves its way through the cities

Blackout weaves its way,...

I remember when you sang

That song about today

Now it's tomorrow and

Everything has changed

[bradm]

Well I woke up Sunday morning

With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad

So I had one more for dessert

And I fumbled through my closet for my clothes

And found my cleanest dirty shirt

And I shaved my face and combed my hair

And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day

Aloha,

Brad

[Esau]

"Kathy, I’m lost" I said, though I knew she was sleeping

"I’m empty and aching and I don’t know why"

Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike

They’ve all come to look for America

[Esau]

Sherry was a waitress at the only joint in town

She had a reputation as a girl who'd been around

Down Main Street after midnight with a brand new pack of cigs

A fresh one hangin' from her lips and a beer between her legs

She'd ride down to the river and meet with all her friends

The road goes on forever and the party never ends

Sonny was a loner he was older than the rest

He was going into the Navy but he couldn't pass the test

So he hung around town he sold a little pot

The law caught wind of Sonny and one day he got caught

But he was back in business when they set him free again

The road goes on forever and the party never ends

Sonny's playin' 8-ball at the joint where Sherry works

When some drunken outta towner put his hand up Sherry's skirt

Sonny took his pool cue laid the drunk out on the floor

Stuffed a dollar in her tip jar and walked on out the door

She's runnin' right behind him reachin' for his hand

The road goes on forever and the party never ends

They jumped into his pickup Sonny jammed her down in gear

Sonny looked at Sherry and said lets get on outta here

The stars were high above them and the moon was in the east

The sun was settin' on them when they reached Miami Beach

They got a hotel by the water and a quart of Bombay gin

The road goes on forever and the party never ends

They soon ran out of money but Sonny knew a man

Who knew some Cuban refugees that delt in contraband

Sonny met the Cubans in a house just off the route

With a briefcase full of money and a pistol in his boot

The cards were on the table when the law came bustin' in

The road goes on forever and the party never ends

The Cubans grabbed the goodies and Sonny grabbed the Jack

He broke a bathroom window and climbed on out the back

Sherry drove the pickup through the alley on the side

Where a lawman tackled Sonny and was reading him his rights

She stepped into the alley with a single shot .410

The road goes on forever and the party never ends

They left the lawman lyin' and they made their getaway

They got back to the motel just before the break of day

Sonny gave her all the money and he blew her a little kiss

If they ask you how this happened say I forced you into this

She watched him as his taillights disappeared around the bend

The road goes on forever and the party never ends

Its Main Street after midnight just like it was before

21 months later at the local grocery store

Sherry buys a paper and a cold 6-pack of beer

The headlines read that Sonny is goin' to the chair

She pulls back onto Main Street in her new Mercedes Benz

The road goes on forever and the party never ends

[MarcO]

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

I love to hear you o-ra-lise

When I'm between your thighs

You blow me away.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you

I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly

Life can be fine if we both sixty nine

If we sit on our faces

In all sorts of places

And play till we're blown away.

[Dr_Evil_Mouse]

oh dear little flo,

how i love you so,

especially in your nightie

when the moonlight flits across your tits

oh jesuschristalmighty

[Esau]

The clouds didn't look like cotton

They didn't even look like clouds

I was underneath the weather

All my friends look like a crowd

The swimmin' hole was full of rum

And I tried to find out why

All I learned was this, my friend

You got to swim before you fly

I got two girls

One's in heaven, one's below

One I love with all my heart

And one I do not know

Two lonesome dudes on a ugly horse

Passed by not long ago

They asked me where the action was

I said that I did not know

As they disappeared into the brush

I heard the driver say

He's a little slow between the ears

He's always been that way

I got two girls

One's in heaven, one's below

One I love with all my heart

And one I do not know

Jolly Jane just lays around

And listens with her mouth

She's had about a dozen husbands

But the last one just pulled out

Now who's gonna bring her dinner

Through the weary years ahead

All she'll get from me is sympathy

Ain't got time to see she's fed

I got two girls

One's in heaven, one's below

One I love with all my heart

And one I do not know

Cold down on the bayou

They say it's in your mind

But the moccasins are treadin' lee

And leavin' strange designs

The Cajun say the last time

This happened they weren't here

Beaumont's full of penguins

And I'm playin' it by ear

I got two girls

One's in heaven, one's below

One I love with all my heart

And one I do not know

[timouse]

I had the shit till it all got smoked

I kept the promise till the vow got broke

I had to drink from the lovin' cup

I stood on the banks till the river rose up

I saw the bride in her wedding gown

I was in the house when the house burned down

I may be old and I may be bent

But I had the money till it all got spent

I had the money till they made me pay

Then I had the sense to be on my way

I had to stay in the underground

I was in the house when the house burned down

I was in the house when the house burned down

I met the man with the thorny crown

I helped Him carry his cross through town

I was in the house when the house burned down

I was in the house when the house burned down

I met the man with the thorny crown

I helped Him carry his cross through town

I was in the house when the house burned down

I had the shit till it all got smoked

I kept the promise till the vow got broke

I had to drink from the lovin' cup

I stood on the banks till the river rose up

I saw the bride in her wedding gown

I was in the house when the house burned down

[questcequecest?]

Baby, when I met you there was peace unknown

I set out to get you with a fine tooth comb

I was soft inside, there was somethin’ going on

You do something to me that I can’t explain

Hold me closer and I feel no pain

Every beat of my heart

We got somethin’ goin’ on

Tender love is blind

It requires a dedication

All this love we feel

Needs no conversation

We ride it together, ah-ah

Makin’ love with each other, ah-ah

Islands in the stream

That is what we are

No one in-between

How can we be wrong

Sail away with me to another world

And we rely on each other, ah-ah

From one lover to another, ah-ah

I can’t live without you if the love was gone

Everything is nothin’ if you got no one

And you did walk in tonight

Slowly loosen’ sight of the real thing

But that won’t happen to us and we got no doubt

Too deep in love and we got no way out

And the message is clear

This could be the year for the real thing

No more will you cry

Baby, I will hurt you never

We start and end as one, in love forever

We can ride it together, ah-ah

Makin’ love with each other, ah-ah

Islands in the stream

That is what we are

No one in-between

How can we be wrong

Sail away with me to another world

And we rely on each other, ah-ah

From one lover to another, ah-ah

[FairySari]

Man man look at the sky

All the stars man the stars is beautiful tonight

Look at em

Ghetto supastar that is what you are

Comin from afar reachin for the stars

Run away with me to another place

We can rely on each other uh huh

From one corner to another uh huh

Some got hopes and dreams

We got ways and mean

The supreme dream team always up with the scheme

From hub caps to sellin raps, name your theme

My rise to the top, floatin on this cream

Who the hell wanna stop me, I hated those who doubt

A million refugees with unlimited warranties

Black Ceaser, datin top divas

Diplomatic legalese, no time for a visa

I just begun, I'ma shoot them one by one

Got five sides to me somethin like a pentagon

Strike with the forces of King Solomon

Lettin bygone be bygone and so on and so on

I'ma teach these cats, how to live in the ghetto

Keepin it retro-spective from the get go

Lay low, let my mind shine like a halo

P-p-p-politic with ghetto senators on the d-low

Ghetto supastar, that is what you are

Comin from afar, reachin for the stars

Run away with me, to another place

We can rely on each other, uh huh

From one corner to another, uh huh

My eyes is sore, bein the senator

Behind closed doors hittin truths to the seafloor

The rich don't know, ignore, this tug of war

While the kids are poor open new and better drug stores

So I became hardcore, couldn't take it no more

I'ma reveal everythin change the law

I find myself, walkin the streets

Tryin to find what's really goin on in these streets

Now every dog got his day, needless to say

When the chief away, that's when them cats wanna play

I told you, messin around you fools like Cassius Clay

Stretch my heater make you do a pass de bourree

Kick your balls like Pele, pick em doin ballet

Peak like Dante, broader than Broadway

Get applaud like a madator, cry yellin ole

Who the hell wanna see me, from B.K. to Cali

Ghetto supastar, that is what you are

Comin from afar, reachin for the stars

Run away with me, to another place

We can rely on each other, uh huh

From one corner to another, uh huh

Just when you thought it was safe in a common place

Showcase your finest is losin fast in the horse race

Two face, gettin defaced out, like Scarface

Throw your roll money let me put on my screw face

And I'm paranoid at the things I said

Wonderin what's the penalty from day to day

I'm hangin out, partying with girls that never die

See I was pickin on the small fries, my campaign tellin lies

I was just spreadin my love, didn't know my love

Was the one holdin the gun and the glove

But it's all good as long as it's understood

Let's all together now, in the hood

Ghetto supastar, that is what you are

Comin from afar, reachin for the stars

Run away with me, to another place

We can rely on each other, uh huh

From one corner to another, uh huh

All stars

Ghetto supastar, that is what you are

Comin from afar, reachin for the stars

Run away with me, to another place

We can rely on each other, uh huh

From one corner to another, uh huh

[Esau]

I’m just a way fallen stranger

Traveling through this world alone

I am just going over Jordan

I am just going over home

I know dark clouds will gather o’re me

But golden stalks grow up around

I am just waiting for my black Jesus

To deliver me my fathers crown

I want to wear a crown of story

When I come home to her soft hand

I am just waiting for my black Jesus

In concert with the blood washed band

I’m going there to that juicy city

To meet my sisters on their bikes

All wicked thought and danger cast out

The pearl of swine and sod

Self denial upon which I stand

Savior confused and full of bugs

The precious blood so sweetly pouring

Into this broken home.

I’m going there to meet my patron

My aging twin of sacrilege

Whose consequences shall not forsake me

Beseeching anger and tainted lips

Comical and ancient

Lying in its feathered land

I’m just a way fallen stranger

Served and fed by unseen hand

I know I have not accomplished

Any true task put before me yet

Still night shall loose my bandit and

Make a soft yarn of it

I’m going there to meet my brother

To translate my fathers tome

I am just going over Jordan

I am just going over home

I am just going over Jordan

I am just going over home

(The Kevin Russell solo mandolin version)

And on that note,its time for me to drink myself into oblivion....safe weekend for ya'll

[MarcO]

My Humps

by Black Eyed Peas

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk?

I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these scrubbers crazy,

I do it on the daily,

They treat me really nicely,

They buy me all these ice-ys.

Dolce & Gabbana,

Fendi and then Donna

Karan, they be sharin'

All their money got me wearin'

Fly gearrr but I ain't askin,

They say they love my ass 'n,

Se7en Jeans, True Religion,

I say no, but they keep givin'

So I keep on takin'

And no I ain't fakin'

We can keep on datin'

I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love

You love my lady lumps,

My hump, my hump, my hump,

My humps they got u,

She's got me spending.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.

She's got me spendin'.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside that trunk?

I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my hump.

What u gon' do with all that ass?

All that ass inside them jeans?

I'm a make, make, make, make you scream

Make u scream, make you scream.

Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.

She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.

I could be your baby, you can be my honey

Lets spend time not money.

I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,

Milky, milky cocoa,

Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,

The boys they wanna sex me.

They always standing next to me,

Always dancing next to me,

Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.

Lookin' at my lump, lump.

U can look but you can't touch it,

If u touch it I'ma start some drama,

You don't want no drama,

No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama

So don't pull on my hand boy,

You ain't my man, boy,

I'm just tryn'a dance boy,

And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.

My lovely lady lumps x3

In the back and in the front.

My lovin' got u,

She's got me spendin'.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.

She's got me spendin'.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside that trunk?

I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my hump.

What you gon' do with all that ass?

All that ass inside them jeans?

I'ma make, make, make, make you scream

Make you scream, make you scream.

What you gon do with all that junk?

All that junk inside that trunk?

I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,

Get you love drunk off this hump.

What you gon' do wit all that breast?

All that breast inside that shirt?

I'ma make, make, make, make you work

Make you work, work, make you work.

She's got me spendin'.

Spendin all your money on me and spendin' time on me

She's got me spendin'.

Spendin' all your money on me, on me, on me.

[Dr_Evil_Mouse]

Oh mercy, won't you come and shine your love on me

Take this blind indifference and make me see

All the good around me, all the friends that keep me clean

Human beings were never meant to be so mean

[Tooly]

safety joe

safffety joe

what do you say? what do you know?

if you dont loosen up that buckle

on yer heart and start to chuckle

youre gonna die of boredom, safety joe

[ReDD]

All around me are familiar faces

Worn out places, worn out faces

Bright and early for their daily races

Going nowhere, going nowhere

And their tears are filling up their glasses

No expression, no expression

Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow

No tommorow, no tommorow

And I find it kind of funny

I find it kind of sad

The dreams in which I’m dying

Are the best I’ve ever had

I find it hard to tell you

’cos I find it hard to take

When people run in circles

It’s a very, very

Mad world

Children waiting for the day they feel good

Happy birthday, happy birthday

Made to feel the way that every child should

Sit and listen, sit and listen

Went to school and I was very nervous

No one knew me, no one knew me

Hello teacher tell me what’s my lesson

Look right through me, look right through me

I've been on a Tears for Fears kick and this is one of my favourite songs. They are very much pop but I can not belive how wonderful and poetic some of there lyrics are. There music also have alot going on in them. Worth a listen for someone who hasn't heard there music.

[MarcO]

Eric the Half a Bee

by Eric Idle

Half a bee, philosophically,

Must, ipso facto, half not be.

But half the bee has got to be

Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be

Or not to be an entire bee

When half the bee is not a bee

Due to some ancient injury?

La dee dee, one two three,

Eric the half a bee.

A B C D E F G,

Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,

Half-asleep upon my knee,

Some freak from a menagerie?

No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,

Eric the half a bee.

Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,

Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,

Bisected accidentally,

One summer afternoon by me,

I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,

Semi-carnally.

[Dr_Evil_Mouse]

You're off your chump .

[d_rawk]

we speak in the store

i'm a sensitive bore

and you're markedly more

and I'm oozing surprise

but it's late in the day

and you're well on your way

what was golden went gray

and I'm suddenly shy

and the gathering floozies

afford to be choosy

and all sneezing darkly

in the dimming divide

i have read the right books

to interpret your looks

you were knocking me down

with the palm of your eye

this was unlike the story

it was written to be

i was riding its back

when it used to ride me

we were galloping manic

to the mouth of the source

we were swallowing panic

in the face of its force

i am blue. and unwell.

made me belt like a horse.

now it's done.

watch it go.

you've changed some.

water ruin from the snow.

am I so dear?

do I run rare?

you've changed some:

peach, plum, pear.

[Calamity Jane]

as long as we're getting silly...there are times when I just can't get this outta my head. I'll buy a beer for anyone who can pronounce "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP...." in my presence!

ABC-DEF-GHI

sung by Big Bird (Carroll Spinney)

Music and Lyrics by Joe Raposo & Jon Stone

ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ

It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen

ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ

I wish I knew exactly what I mean

It starts out like an "A" word as anyone can see

But somewhere in the middle it gets awful "QR" to me

ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ

If I ever find out just what this word can mean

I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen!

It might be kind of an elephant

Or a funny kind of kazoo

Or strange, exotic turtle

You never see in a zoo

Or maybe a kind of a doggie

Or particular shade of blue

Or maybe a pretty flower

Naah, not with a name like that, Uh uh!

ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ

It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen

ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ

I wish I knew exactly what I mean

It starts out like an "A" word as anyone can see

But somewhere in the middle it gets awful "QR" to me

ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ

If I ever find out just what this word can mean

I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen!

and ReDD...thx for the Tears for Fears reminder..one of my first ever concerts...convinced I would marry and bear the children of ONE of the lads...which one? no clue now...all a foggy teenage infatuation. but just about to stream the album now, so thx, again!

[d_rawk]

Oh, CJ, you are so going to owe me a beer. I got 'skillz', sweetie

don't admit you're sick

let your fit body bury it

the faintness that you feel

is nothing permanent

don't buy the sickness on T.V.

you want your health they want the fee

you see the ads and start to think

"i feel it coming on"

no no target

market television

telepharmavangelism

sympton finger

i'm gonna shut it off

gonna down all the power

i'm a doctor today

i'm curing viewers by thousands

don't admit your sick

let your fit body bury it

the faintness that you feel

is nothing permanent

you open up and let them in

it's nothing conscious what is this

i feel a burning in my eye

it's from the television lights

slow slow it down

wait now decide...

okay i'm gonna shut it off

down all the power

i'm a doctor today

i'm curing viewers by thousands

don't admit your sick

let your fit body bury it

the faintness that you feel

is nothing permanent

you've got to get the shit they sell

the pills that fix the way to feel

now they've shown you what to get

you feel it coming on

low low lowdown

high paid primetime capsule maker

sickness lover

i'm gonna shut it off

down all the power

i'm a doctor today

i'm curing viewers by thousands