bokonon

grrrrrrr. Hey, I live in Paris, Ontario and still have all my teeth, I'm allowed a little leeway with the redneckisms!

Happy Birthday Holy Crap! You must not post around here often, but happy birthday anyway.

Congrats!

I have two awesome gift ideas this year. 1.For my step-dad who has chronic back pain I'm getting him a gift certificate for an hour long massage with an RMT that is a block away from his house. Not only is it a cool present but it's one that he doesn't have to put in any effort to enjoy and it supports the economy of the little town that he lives in, which is an ideal he espouses. 2. For my three year-old neice who is a total girly girl I saved all my subway swipe cards from living in toronto and I have a model cell phone from when I worked at a cell phone store. I'm going to put these things in a cute little purse so my neice can be just like her mommy with credit cards and a cell phone. And what would I like most for christmas (besides a nice, well-endowed guy) a bottle of rye and a carton of smokes! I'm glad Grandma got my name in the gift exchange, this makes it highly probable that I will get what I'm after. (the rye and smokes, not the well-endowed guy....although, grandma does know a lot of people...)

Yeah, I'm pretty much the miracle worker.

And it only took me four beer! I love working a lot, i make more money and i'm a cheaper date for myself!

I like your attitude!

Me too.

haha take a trip to nb lotsa stars to see out in the country i live in haha Are you willing to give me the personal tour of the night sky?

Hey, my step-grandpa's 94 (today is not his birthday, strangely enough) but he's wicked cool. He's utterly brilliant, funny and has a neat Welsh accent. Maybe we should hook them up!

See, this is my problem, I'm everybody's little buddy. I have tons of friends and no one to scromp!

I just sent a PT to Jaydawg for two, Pete the tall scary sound guy from CTMF is coming with me.

I should have made that dirty. I miss seeing the stars overhead when I'm outside doing it in the country.

I miss seeing the stars in a clear country sky. Waterford was neat for that. This is only minorly related to the actual topic of this thread but I'm bored at work.

Which reminds me, hey Jay, can i reserve an out of towner ticket?

Yep.

That is so sad. I'm really sorry to hear that. Big hugs to you, my friend.

Will someone get Newrider a beer, he's getting bitter.

The last word implies the first.

Where are you?!?

Sweet! I'm starting to get kinda squirelly!

To everyone who doesn't have a birthday today, have a good one!

Well that got me hot and bothered!

Happy Birthday!! Want birthday sex?

Good luck! If you're at head office, does that mean you have to look at Heather Reisman all day? Is it just me or are her and Martha Stewart related? ....and I like lunch!