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NICE!!! 11-2 over the Twins this aft. Edwin Encarnacion, Vernon Wells, Aaron Hill and Lyle Overbay hit home runs and Shaun Marcum pitched seven strong innings as the Toronto Blue Jays defeated the Minnesota Twins 11-2 on Tuesday afternoon. The Blue Jays (24-17), who lead the major leagues with 65 homers, had 15 hits to earn a split in the two-game series with the Twins (24-15) and complete a 4-1 homestand. Marcum (3-1) held the Twins to five hits and one run to win his second straight start and improve to 3-0 in his last four. Casey Janssen gave up an eighth-inning run before 27,981 fans, most of whom were schoolchildren, at the Rogers Centre. Twins starter Carl Pavano (4-4) allowed six runs on 10 hits, including two homers, in four innings. The Blue Jays scored twice in the first inning on a sacrifice fly by Wells and a double by struggling second baseman Overbay, who entered the game with a .181 batting average. Encarnacion, who came off the disabled list for Tuesday’s game, hit his second home run of the season in the second inning. It scored Jose Bautista, who was at first after being hit by a pitch to lead off the inning. Wells led off the third inning with his 11th homer of the season on the first pitch. It was No. 203 in his career to tie him with Joe Carter at second on the all-time franchise list. Carlos Delgado leads with 336. Each team scored a run in the fourth. Minnesota’s Jason Kubel singled home Michael Cuddyer from third while Toronto’s Adam Lind singled in Jose Molina, who singled and took third on a double by Fred Lewis. Kubel threw out Lewis from right field as he tried to score on Lind’s hit. Hill, who took a .173 batting average into the game, snapped his 0-for-13 drought with a three-run homer in the sixth against left-hander Ron Mahay. It was his the fourth home run of the season. Overbay also hit his fourth homer of the campaign in the sixth, a two-run blast against right-hander Jesse Crain. The Blue Jays embark on an eight-game trip that begins Wednesday with the first of two games in Seattle against the Mariners. The road has been friendly to the Blue Jays so far this season. They are 13-6 in away games, including a 7-3 mark on their most recent trip to Cleveland, Chicago and Boston. The Blue Jays also play three games each against the Arizona Diamondbacks and the Los Angeles Angels before returning home May 28 against the Baltimore Orioles. Notes: Encarnacion’s start at third base was his first since April 14. He went on the disabled list with a sore shoulder and was 1-for-10 with a home run in three rehabilitation games with Class-A Dunedin....Brett Cecil (2-2, 5.46 earned-run average) will start Wednesday for the Blue Jays in Seattle against Doug Fister (3-1, 1.72 ERA)...Cuban shortstop Adeiny Hechavarria was 2-for-5 with two RBIs from the leadoff spot Monday for Dunedin.

They say that if you hang a horseshoe any way but open side up, the luck will fall out.

I hear the Flyers are pulling out all the stops tonight to try and beat the IMPENDING STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!

100$ at the gate is just stupid.

awesome.

out'd. it'll happen.

Heady phat double stack grilled cheese in the lot, brah!!!

PS: Yes. Your band can be the opener.

I'm just happy that the peipunk ain't beating me.

love it.

sarcastic?

Chicago in 7 Habs in 6

The loss was just part of an elaborate plan. They actually need to lose one more game so that the Habs could take it back to Montreal and win it in Game 6 at home!!! LES BRAHS are LES CHAMPIONS!!!

you might call it Bonnaroo-down soon.

Terrible lineup if you like some Jam in your band.

AYE!

I'll be looking for your extra.

BLITZ!

Quarterback sack.

gay'd.

I couldn't agree more' date=' it's just the second round fucktards, chill, you'd think you were the 2006-07 Sens.[/quote']

I suck....although I could get out of this with 50%.