An old man, Davey Boy, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Schwa asked him if there was anything wrong, 'Yes, Nurse Schwa,' said Davey Boy. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, Nurse Schwa replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Davey Boy. Please accept my condolences.' The following day, Davey Boy was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Schwa. 'Davey Boy,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.' 'But, Nurse Schwa I can't,' replied Davey Boy. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. 'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?' 'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'