Weekdays - I'm lucky if I can get to the banana I bring to work. I'm off coffee these days, so my average answer would be, I have water for breakfast. Strictly due to time.
Weekends - All out yo. If we make it at home, it's bacon and eggs (poached, sunny side up or over easy), toast and sometimes a fruit bowl.
If we eat out and I'm in the mood for breakfast I have eggs benedict, if I'm more in a lunch mood for breakfast, I get a greasy burger and poutine.
Bet you expected my answer to be Marco's and vice versa huh?