Calamity Jane

so cool!! I think the only new one we have to add is: Afghanistan Aruba Austria Andorra Bali Bangladesh Bahamas Barbados Belgium Belize Bonaire Brazil British Virgin Islands (is it a country of it's own?) Brunei Cambodia Canada China Colombia Costa Rica Cuba Czech Republic Denmark Egypt England France Germany Greece Guatemala Guelph Honduras Hong Kong Hungary Iceland Ireland Italy India Indonesia Israel Italy Jamaica Japan Kenya Laos Luxembourg Malaysia Mexico Monaco Montenegro Morocco Myanmar Netherlands Nepal Nigeria Nicaragua Northern Ireland Norway Pakistan Panama Peru Portugal Romania Rwanda Saudi Arabia Scotland Singapore South Korea Spain St.Kitts/Nevis St. Vincent Switzerland Sweden Thailand USA Vatican City Venezuala Vietnam Wales

I'd second this caution. We have a friend who will never get out of this loop, he's been at it for so long (15 years +) yep...all true...all funny. We had my parents mail spices to us (as well as K-D which we were SOOO jonesing for after a year!) I've said to Phorbesie before that I'd a love a drunken sake night with the gals sharing our Asian-abroad experiences. I would totally encourage everyone to totally immerse oneself in a new/different culture, but it is particularly challenging/interesting/ eye-opening for women to experience such a misogynistic culture...every 'gaijin' gets to experience the xenophobia, but the misogyniy is definitely an eye-opener!

what do your beautiful love-children look like?

hey dude, how's it hanging...? where are you about these dayses?

I'm seriously considering taking my submission off this list. I had a CHOOSE LIFE T-shirt. I was going to bear George Michael's beautiful babies. good god...what happened to the dream? People!!! do you ever wake up one morning and ask yourself, "whatever happened to the dream???"

Theme - Worst Song Ever 1. Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls 2. Aerosmith - I don't Wanna Miss a Thing 3. Aqua - Barbie Girl 4. Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart 5. Wham - Wake Me Up Before You Go GO 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.

bad news Ian...there's actually no need for your generous offer: There Are No Outside Investors Needed Or Wanted For This Band Project. The Internet Is So Inexpensive And It Goes All Around The World. With Billions Of People And Word Of Mouth. Thats All You Really Need. You Make The Music, You Own The Music. You Sell It Directly To The People. Bypass Everything Else.

Guys, My Advice To All Of You Is To Get Famous First. Even If It Means Being In A Group To Do That. Think Dave Grohl. Think Sting. How About Michael Jackson. Then You Can Get Big-Headed And Go Solo. Hey, If You Sign With Me, After 3 Years, You Are Free To Leave. I Really, Really Want To Be Fair, Different And Better Then Any Other Boss. But Would You Really Want To Leave The Biggest Band In The World? It Will Be Your Decision. Good Luck. Ok Now, On To The Master Plan. Guys It Dosen't Matter Where You Are Located, When I Get The 5 Or 6 People That I Want For The Group, I Will Give You All 3-4 Months To Make Plans To Relocate. We Will Rent A Big House, Everybody Will Move To That House Location. It Could Be Near Me (New Jersey) Or Somewhere Down South (Probably Warm Sunny Florida). I Don't Want To Call It A Music Boot Camp But You Will Be Rehearsing, Writing, Getting Along And Most Importantly Eating Healthy And Exercising (Walking-Jogging). Just Working On The Music Everyday. I Want You Guys To Be In Your Very Best Shape. I Need You To Be Able To Easily Handle The Massive Fame You Will Be Receiving. Very Little Or No Stress. Just Fun. Happy Songwriters Write Happy (Big Selling) Songs. Also, As Long As This Website Is Up/Live, I'm Still Looking For Singers. Final Picks, Not Till Spring. [color:blue]follow Ms_Zimmy's link. this stuff is endless...(and headache inducing!)

hahaha! That's what I was thinking....how do you accidentally suckle at a friend's girlfriend's tittie? I immediately demand a full and complete and graphic explanation!

hope it's a good year ahead, old man! all the best, Keri! (sorry about the old man quip) [color:blue]King Arthur: Old woman. [color:red]Dennis: Man. [color:blue]King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? [color:red]Dennis: I'm 37. [color:blue]King Arthur: What? [color:red]Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old. [color:blue]King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man". [color:red]Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis". [color:blue]King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis. [color:red]Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you? [color:blue]King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked... [color:red]Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior. [color:blue]King Arthur: Well I am king. [color:red]Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

"wRECk out" hahahaha...I think that's quite clever, actually. great first set, but now this mama is heading to bed. It was the dinner crowd set we caught, so lots of sweet tunes/vocals....the kick-assedness comes later, I'm guessing.

edit me in, please PT

Theme: Songs You Could See Yourself (or did) get Married to 1. Gram Parsons - A Song For You 2. Social Distortion - Ball and Chain 3. Hank Williams, Jr. - All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight 4. The Grateful Dead - Eyes of the World 5. Rod Stewart - Mandolin Wind 6. Israel Kamakawiwo'ole - Somewhere Over the Rainbow / What a Wonderful World 7. Bob Marley-Is This Love? 8. johnny and Santos - Sleepwalk 9. Chris Brown & Kate Fenner - Never Done 10. Hunter/Garcia (GD) - Attics of My Life 11. 12.

oh I don't think I could go see this band. their name really embarrasses me! Because I make spoonerism mistakes all the time, I'm afraid I'd say, you know...the unmentionable.... oh, too, too embarrassing! (are they really that good, LJFH?)

listening to Dave practice now....ahhhhh...Saturday night's gonna be a sweeeeet night, interspersed with kick-assedness, of course. I LOVE being married to a musician!!

don't forget the plug-in vibrators, Booche...that's when it all started going really downhill for you menfolk!

oh great! Is is time for this yearly outrage thread again? I never got my email reminder about that!

wrist slaps for thread-hijacking! (though please tell the joke in another thread....I'm all up for that.) women are awesome, and awe-inspiring, and I'm sure many of you out there celebrate the women in your lives more than once a year, but it's still good to have a day to pause, reflect and give thanks for those who went bravely before us to fight gender injustice and violence!

bait certainly taken, bradm,...but thanks for being a sport! [color:red]Sooo... THEME: songs about loving/teaching children, one's own or those of the 'world' edit to add:I should clarify...I mean teaching in the sense of providing loving advice/mentoring...I'm looking for only POSITIVE-vibey songs, here. 1. Bruce Cockburn - Little Seahorse 2. Bob Dylan - Forever Young 3. CSN - Teach Your Children 4. Dixie Chicks - Godspeed (Sweet Dreams) 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. [color:red]please continue...

yes, do! I'm pretty sure Dave is gonna give in any minute now..... and this way we can have not only CampCanada, but CampCanadaDaycare as well!

Bradm...I guess I should clarify...I meant teaching in the sense of providing loving advice/mentoring...I'm looking for only POSITIVE-vibey songs, here. sorry if that's sappy!

okay....fnal answer after tossing out 3 other contenders: THEME: songs about loving/teaching children, one's own or those of the 'world' [color:red]edit to add:I should clarify...I mean teaching in the sense of providing loving advice/mentoring...I'm looking for only POSITIVE-vibey songs, here. 1. Bruce Cockburn - Little Seahorse

ummmm...oh the pressure....going blank and hyperventiliating...can you re-post that list of themes, s.v.p. kind sir?

MarcO...can you check...did I really 'win"? did I?

Theme: songs about consuming alcohol. 1. Spirit Of The West - Home For A Rest 2. Albert Collins - I Ain't Drunk, I'm Just Drinking 3. Snoop Dogg - Gin & Juice 4. Guns 'N Roses - Night Train 5. The Shovels - Don't hit the bottle 6. Bright Eyes - Hit The Switch 7. Phish - Mexican Cousin 8. Tom Waits - Drunk on the Moon 9. Richard Thompson - Twisted 10. Steve "elmo" Murphy-The Whisky Song! 11.Mudmen - Drink and Fight 12. Traditional - Cigarettes, Whiskey and Wild, Wild Women