Calamity Jane

hahahaha! I think the key to all these biscuit/sandwich appearing deities is the lightly buttered tin! Must be!

really...anyone know what it is? I know every substance is lethal at a certain dose. Seems like we often have "coffee Sundays" around here, and just like those "never-again-3-bottles-of-red-wine" wicked hangover-promises (which are soon enough forgotten), I keep forgetting that 2 pots should be my limit, but by then I'm well into the shakey phase! how many cups did ya ever pound inta ya??

happy birthday! and just what did spinach ever do to? I just made a mean sag paneer, so consider than 3 evil bunches of spinach taken down on your behalf

1. Randy Newman - You've Got a Friend in Me 2. Dr. John - My Buddy 3. Edie Brickell - Circle 4. Geoff Berner - Porn Queen Girlfriend 5. Ryan Adams - Friends 6. Garth Brooks - Friends in Low Places 7. Neil Young - One of These Days 8. Whodini - Friends 9. Dionne and Friends - That's What Friends Are For 10. The Beatles - With a Little Help from my Friends 11. 12.

Theme: Songs about(or having a reference to) groupies 1. The Rolling Stones - Star Star 2. Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show - Cover of The Rolling Stone 3. Grand Funk Railroad - We're an American Band 4. DJ Shadow - Backstage Girl 5. Frank Zappa - Mud Shark 6. KISS - Do You Love Me 7. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls 8. Frank Zappa - Road Ladies 9. Frank Zappa - Jazz Discharge Party Hats 10. 11. 12.

that IS friggin awesome! Reminds me of a sesame street segment we have on tape somewhere, where artists rendered in 3-D (in fiberglass, etc.) drawings a group of kids had made, for ---get this -- a freakin' merry-go-round!!! It was incredible.....instead of run-of-the-mill horses, there were these crazy creatures you could ride. not sure if I can find it on youtube, but I'll try.

This is sad, sad news. Mikey...we should make one more candy run there all together, eh? (Actually, we've still got bags of chocolate bars in our freezer from the last trip.) Every single time we've gone (to take the self-guided tour), we've never seen the plant in full operation, which always seemed strange.....

Theme: Songs by bands whose lead singer's subsequent solo career was more (or equally as) successful than the original band 1. Faces (Rod Stewart) - Stay With Me 2. Black Sabbath (Ozzy Osbourne) - War Pigs 3. Thrush Hermit (Joel Plaskett) - French Inhale 4. Spencer Davis Group (Steve Winwood) - I'm a Man 5. The Smalls (Corb Lund) - My Dear Little Angel 6. Jackson 5 (Michael Jackson) - ABC 7. Wham! (george michael)-Wake me up before you go go 8. Genesis (Peter Gabriel) Throwing it all Away 9. 10. 11. 12.

Theme: Songs With a Question Mark(s) in the Title 1. Flaming Lips - Do You Realize?? 2. Alice in Chains - Would? 3. Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? 4. The Roots - Do You Want More?!?!?!? 5. Ween - Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony? 6. The Sadies - Why Be So Curious? 7. Rheostatics - What's Going on Around Here? 8. Culture Club - "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?" 9. 10. 11. 12

no, but I have a vibrator that plugs into the wall. (new low yet?) how low can you go? how low can you go? wtf song is that?

sheesh.....nobody fixed my typo??? it's all good now

New Theme: Songs with a proper geographic location in the title 1. Sufjan Stevens - Concerning the UFO Sighting near Highland, Illnois 2. Waylon Jennings - Luckenbach, Texas 3. Rheostatics - Saskatchewan 4. Stomoin' Tom - Tilsonburg 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.

could we have possibly created that long-sought after time-space continuum warp right here on jambands.ca....? it seems that in terms of profound confusion vs somewhat insightful comments, popo weenie and zero have had a mind-meld of seismec proportions. or is this "Freaky Friday" for the internet generation???

The Science & Tech museum has (had? dunno when it ends) a GREAT interactive exhibit called "Autopsy of a Murder" and among the cool stuff, is a computer with this exact composite program to play with. Funnily enough there are the same options to choose from as on that Plane-arium/South Park generator....eyes, nose, eyebrows, lips, hair, scars, tatoos.... fun stuff, really! get there if the exhibit is still on!

it did indeed take me awhile to warm to popo weenie....but I'm all about the popo love, now. I'm rooting for her figuring out more than the 'quote post' button, and it's looking good when she's throwing MSN-speak like 'wft' around! She is indeed a booche/bouche elder, and, I might add, of the female gender. props to popo!!!

I never mind playing with myself when I have to! But is anyone else out there this morning.....?

Theme: Songs with a woman's name as the title 1. ABB - Jessica 2. Bloodhound Gang- The Ballad of Chasey Lain 3. The Who - Pictures Of Lily 4. Ween - Sara 5. The Police - Roxanne 6. The Stones - Angie 7. GD - Sugaree 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.

Theme: Songs with a woman's name as the title 1. ABB - Jessica 2. Bloodhound Gang- The Ballad of Chasey Lain 3. The Who - Pictures Of Lily 4. Ween - Sara 5. The Police - Roxanne 6. The Stones - Angie 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.

Theme: Songs with a woman's name as the title 1. ABB - Jessica 2. Bloodhound Gang- The Ballad of Chasey Lain 3. The Who - Pictures Of Lily 4. Ween - Sara 5. The Police - Roxanne 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.

woot woot! counting down the hours, Kaidy Mae!!! ps...a little relaxing downtime on Sat night might find you guys at Dave's 'open mic' in Manotick.....? pps...let me know when you'll arrive Friday afternoon....I'll be downtown at a PD/workshop day which I want to escape from!!!

best swishes briguy!! (may you soon get to the point of slurring good times!)

oh, I groove waaaaayyyyyy sexier than that scientology wanker!

wowsa...I agree with the "take you right back" praise. Awesome sound....awesome playing, boys!! totally grooving to this for the third time in as many days (I LOVE having hardwood floors -- my living room is one of the best dance floors there is!)

as opposed to "The Back-Water In-Bred Vigilantes"?