Hal Johnson

Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life? Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Marge: HOMER! Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.

Sideshow Mel: I am Melvin Van Horne, and this is my associate, Hershel Krustofsky. Krusty: Hey, hey. Sideshow Mel: Officers, you have arrested an innocent man! Chief Wiggum: Really? Aww, jeez… (opens Dr. Colossus' cell) Okay, Colossus, you're free to go. But stay away from Death Mountain. Dr. Colossus: All my stuff is there!

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

I think the answer is clear - he's insane. Are you kidding? You guys clearly know less about sports than Ive given you credit for. The same way certain numbers are awesome, certain ones are bad. Its that simple.

Hes the only guy in Dallas right now whos breathing a sigh of relief over Romo's play. Strange things are a happenin in the world of sports right now. Since New Years its been crazy.

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You should send me some, along with my roller blades, and wieght set.

Djmelbatoast is still there, I think he should report back to us.

I dont know why, but Ive always hated bad numbers on players. Like when Belak plays forward and he's wearing number 2, just pisses me right off. By the same token, Id love it if an up and coming super-star shortstop wore No. 54. 48 46 54 38 57 (Exception - Heinze when he played for Boston) 5 2 (Except defencemen can usually pull it off, horrible for anyone else, even Jeter.) Just a few ugly ones off the top of my head. Funny enough, I did some research and it appears everyone else stays away from 48 too! http://www.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/comment/gardner/2001-06-21-gardner.htm

I tend to talk to myself a lot.

Now that Iverson's in the west the east aint never gonna win an all-star game.

This is a well written article on the impact of trying to impliment a democratic state in the tribal middle east. link I think this is the more important issue here, the morals and ethics related to the Death-penalty are really just secondary. The trial itslef should be under the most scrutiny, but then again, maybe thats a moot point.

Ya, you Ottawa Senator fans have actually grown on me quite a bit. Still think your team sucks.

Make that two, please.

Man, I really gotta get back to work...peace out homeys...see yall Friday

That Meuller kid is scary.

Oh, and FUCKIN' EH!!!

Allright, back to work guys.

Whew! I think this is the first time in years that Canada has played in a close game. Im liking this.... 1-1

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Nahh, but ya should. Although, Im not sure what ailment one might have that Salvia would actually help.

Whole-hartedly agree. And dont even get me started on Deep fried Snickers. If theres one thing I miss about living in BC it was the Fry shop on the corner that had these. Unfortunately i left before I could try the deep-fried Rees'es peanut butter cups.

The boys are in tough right now I tell ya. Down 1-nill going in to the third.