Hal Johnson

Antropov and Ponikorovsky suck at the shoot-out. I mean, shit, theres 7 yr olds out there that can pull better moves than a weak snapper at the five-hole from ten feet out.

Any of you guys see Beach Soccer the other day? Twas strange. Looked like fun, but also seemed like it'd be annoying what with the ball bouncing all funny and such.

Thanks Dad.

Fuck you.

I was drunk, didnt understand what you meant...I think I get it now though. Is it that a team can "rent" a player and not have his entire salary for the year used against them?

1. Dire Straits - Down to the Waterline 2. Melissa Ethridge - Bring Me Some Water 3. Louis Armstrong - Up the Lazy River 4. TLC - Waterfalls 5. The Who - Drowned 6. Deep Purple - Smoke on the Water 7. Slowcoaster - Drink the Water from the Palm of My Hand 8. Led Zeppelin - The Rain Song 9. Bright Eyes - At the Bottom of Everything 10. The Wiggles - Water Buffalo Song 11. 12.

Hey popo, dont listen to these guys, you're awesome just the way you are. Keep up the good work, and post as drunk and often as you can!

Its okay, counting is hard.

Its only at ten? innit? Unless Im missing something, you should probably go to bed now.

DJMelbatoast is still a virgin.

Theme: Songs about pussy 1. David Allen Coe - I'ld Like To fuÇk The sh!t Out Of You 2. Slow Nerve Action - Chewin' 3. Ween - Let Me Lick Your Pussy 4. Grateful Dead - Dupree's Diamond Blues 5. Tom Jones - What's New, Pussycat? 6. N.W.A - I'd rather fuÇk you 7. AC/DC - Let Me Put My Love Into You 8. Bloodhound Gang - The Vagina Song 9. Spinal Tap - Lick My Love Pump & Big Bottoms 10. Violent Femmes - Gimme the Car

How can someone be so outwardly racist, then ask for the help of someone that they feel they are better than? It just dont make any sense. Just shows how stupid people are, and how dangerous it is when they all get together to form one big group of stupids.

Troy McClure: Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

Remember when Ottawa lost to Toronto in four different playoff appearences? That was funny.

73 saves? 72? Didnt even get the win, did he? Im gonna look it up. 3-3 tie. Made 70 saves.

Kang: We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

Next theme: songs under one minute (not live ones) 1. Thelonious Monk (arr.) - Abide With Me 2. Beatles - Her Majesty 3. Art Blakey & the Jazz Messengers - The Theme 4. Dead Kennedeys - Short Songs 5. Anal Cunt - Music Sucks 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.

Songs about lakes 1. Grand Theft Bus - Lake Wallow 2. Blue Rodeo - Hasn't Hit Me Yet 3. Niel Young - Deep forbidden Lake 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.

Theme: Songs about Death 1. Our Lady Peace - Superman's Dead (ewww) 2. Billy Bragg and Wilco - Another Man's Done Gone 3. Lucinda Williams - Sweet Old World 4. Placebo - Infra-red 5. Joy Division - Dead Souls 6. Metallica - For Whom the Bell Tolls 7. Oingo Boingo - Dead Man's Party 8. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody 9. Ice-T - Body Count 10.Leonard Cohen - Death of a Ladies' Man 11. Rev Gary Davis - Death Don't Have NO Mercy Hal too slow...deepest apologies...

You did it wrong, numbskull. Thanks guys, I gotta go, but please keep these hooligans in line - its for the betterment of the thread.

Someone should inform them that that term is no longer used.

::crosses fingers for love songs::

I dont make the rules, Davey Boy. C'mon people, Hal needs to get back to work, but must get closure on the next album!!

You forgot the hyphen. Better.

Didnt Niel Young say the same thing about Woodstock?