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Hey Sean, Phish broke up again.

It's pretty simple really. Little 'blue sky eyes' Stevie is cunningly smart while the opposition parties are dumbasfuck. Join the winners and let the losers continue to fall behind. Poker'd

They probably wouldnt mind remastering it a little bit.

Way to be late for the party Recchi, I have been saying the same thing for 3 weeks.

The Senatorial race in Virginia was so close, that they are recounting the votes. So far the winner is Republican John Warner, who's ahead by a very slight margin. Now, I know what you're thinking. You're probably saying, "Bill, you maniac, what does this have to do with "Celebrity Corner"? Aren't you getting off the track?" Uh-uh. Because this chief politician John Warner's wife is none other than perhaps the greatest actress who's ever lived, and whose face has set the standard for screen beauty for so many years. Of course I'm talking about Elizabeth Taylor. [ a plump Elizabeth Taylor eating a chicken leg appears on the screen behind Bill ] Bill Murray: Liz, welcome to "Celebrity Corner"! Elizabeth Taylor: Thanks, Bill. It's so nice to be here. Bill Murray: Liz, how does it feel to be Mrs. Almost-Too-Soon-to-Tell Senator-Elect Warner, anyway? Elizabeth Taylor: [ chewing as she talks ] Very exciting, Bill. I'm looking forward to being a Washington hostess. Bill Murray: Liz, tell me this: we heard that you promised that if John won the election, that you would go on a diet from your present weight of 167 pounds, down to your "Butterfield 8" weight of 120. Is that true? Elizabeth Taylor: That's right. I've started on a strict diet. Nothing but chicken. Bill Murray: That sounds great, Liz. But to me, I don't care how much you weigh, just so your cheeks don't puff up over those beautiful violet eyes that I've been in love with since "National Velvet". Elizabeth Taylor: [ not paying attention ] Mmm-hmm... [ suddenly, Taylor starts to choke ] Bill Murray: Liz, what about your career? I mean, can we look forward to seeing you in a movie soon? How about "Cleopatra II"? It seems like such a natural. I mean, how would John feel about that? Would there be a career conflict, now that you are also the wife of a United States Senator? [ Elizabeth Taylor pounds her chest to free the chicken, then starts spitting it up ] Well, thank you so much, Liz. It has been a real treat for me to have you on "Celebrity Corner". And I think all your friends in the whole world join me when I say, "Good luck with that diet, I KNOW you're gonna lose that weight." She looks great, doesn't she? I just know she's gonna be a big hit on Capitol Hill.

I'll give you a huge out here Schwa. Do anything, songwise, as long as it is dedicated to me. You can call me anything you want as long as you tell the story before whatever song you play. Make it fast, do a shot of whatever you want and boom. I dont need a recording as proof. You just promise me it happened and we are good.

If you dedicate a song to me that night, video it, upload it to Youtube and send me a link we'll consider us even on the '100 wins' bet.

I thought Desharnais was going to either pass out or have a heart attack during that 1st intermission interview.

Kudos

I'll bet you cant wait until you are old enough.

Sing-alongs have their time and place. I assume Friday will have at least one or two and it fucking better. No one I went with to see Wilco in Ottawa complained about the crowd singing along to Jesus Etc. That shits waaaaay different than drunken clowns who dont know when to shut up. Deranger, you probably would have complained at a Dead show when the crowd joined in during NFA.

I think the opening act should change their name to Schwipping Prost.

Definitely.

And let's remember everyone, every day is world water day. If it's yellow let it mellow. If it's brown flush it down.

Of course they can NW. They only do it 64 times a year. Sheeesh............or rather Sheeeeeeeeen.

I meant to post this Elliotte Friedman article earlier this morning after I had read it.

Props to Murray on that trade, about the only decent thing he has done not to drive this 'almost got there to be proud' franchise into the ground.

Something tells me the NHLPA might get involved if it came to that.

Carey threw his toque on the ice.

Lauzon pointed me in this direction a few months ago when I realized I had a gift card I had yet to use and was thinking about a pedal.

They may have come back from 2 down but Arsenal were West Brom'd.

Nice memory you got there Cumtwat. Signed, MrBigTime

That Friday is certainly better than this one: I crashed, I burned But then I learned To keep my eye on you You always say You'll lead the way But then you never do I slowed, I swerved But lost my nerve And quickly looked away When I looked back The day was black Then I heard you say Why is the sun hot? Why does it rain? Why is there danger and Why is there pain? Why can't the burden we carry go away? And why isn't it Friday today? Your lack of trust Is hardly just So do as you've been told Please follow me Into the sea Don't worry if it's cold I knew right then My chance again Had quickly slipped away I crash I cry I burn but I Still follow anyway Why is the sea cool? Why is it blue? Why do I stay here? Why is it you Notice the danger But don't help in any way? Why isn't it Friday today? I knew right then My chance again Had quickly slipped away I crash I cry I burn but I Still follow anyway