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Good stuff NW.

Passenger Side'd Huge props to Hal for changing the name, especially what he chose. It brings to mind this:

Fucking Phisheads and their complaints. Nothing satisfies them but the one thing ya'll never handle well is objective criticism regarding your favorite band. My mind is boggled by that irony. The following is absolutely 100% correct and I would venture to even say 40 songs rather than shite:

There is more to that story Gateaux. Post it or I will.

Did you just complain about Thom Yorke wailing and then make mention to incredible acoustics in the venue a couple of sentences later? Fuckme, that sounds like heaven.

Schwa, you suck at posting setlists. If you are going to do it please post the entire thing. 06/18/09 Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA Set I: Golgi Apparatus, Chalkdust Torture, Bouncing Around the Room, Wolfman's Brother, The Divided Sky, Heavy Things, Walk Away1, Wilson, Tube, Alaska, David Bowie Set II: Down With Disease> Free, Guyute, Piper> When the Circus Comes to Town, Harry Hood, The Squirming Coil, You Enjoy Myself Encore: Grind, Hello My Baby, HYHU> Bike2> HYHU, Loving Cup 2nd set looks deadly for 2009 Phish.

Oh my lord, that is hilarious. I bet it was against me in the eliminiation round. You passed out alright! Blame the PEI boys there rookie. MattyC had us drinking their moonshine.

I blame me.

He can still go on tour, better yet, he still decides to? Fuuuuuuuuuck. Good for him. I dont care if its Phish, Umph, Dark Star Orchestra or a SCI cover band....the road is really tough on ones body/mind. It cleanses your soul alright, look no further than the tour choice. I am guessing he must have some 'friends of the road' making his tour choice that much more considerable. It wouldnt be our vessel but you have to admire his ambition.

250? That's it? I would have thought you would be telling us you had hit 2500 with this latest one. Pick up the slack. (way to go)

You should always sign off with: ~English motherfugger, do you speak it?

Yeah, this one always embarrasses me when I remember it but I dont know how well I can write it out. So I am at the big ole dance club in Kingston, Stages. At this point in my life I am wook'dthefuckout so needless to say I didnt look like I belonged. I felt old in there and I was probably 24 and most likely there due to a Badam's B-day Bash. Those were legendary. Have you ever had yours advertised on the radio? Cooked isnt a fair way to describe the shape I am in. I 'm full of pot and beer and shooters and more than likely stuff up my nose. As I head to the washroom I notice someone on my left seemingly mimiking my every move. "What the hell is that?" Uncanny. He stops. I move my right arm. He moves his arm. Synchronized bar walking at it's finest. It's time to turn this amp up. I start flailing my arms like a monkey and so does he. HOLY SHIT! I jump up and down and so does he, perfectly in synch but a moment of clarity hits me after a solid 45 seconds of said behaviours. I was standing in front of a mirror.

Brand new jeans, first time worn. I saw a cop car and got uber-paranoid. I was hiding in bushes and trees on people's front lawns. At some point I could no longer walk and couldnt believe how lost I was. "Am I in a different city?" At this point I blacked out. Woke up the next day and was blown away by the state of my jeans. Huge hole in the right knee and covered in mud. Bestdopeever as far as the aftermath was concerned.

Nothing comes to mind off the bat but a shitload of Daveyboy ones are on the tip of my fingers. I'll remember one of my own and add it. Thanks Hal. You are helping me get through this day. All my facking clients are away at a BBQ. I am the only one on my floor aside from a couple of nerds who figure they had work to do. Management told me I had to stay behind if ONE person was here. Greeeeeeeeeeeat.

Is this going to be the last word in the Wings-Penguins handshake controversy? We're starting to hope so. Red Wings forward Marian Hossa defended Pittsburgh captain Sidney Crosby's faux pas of missing some players in the post-series handshake line. Hossa played with Crosby in Pittsburgh for part of the 2007-08 season. "After the game, when I start shaking their hands, I did not think,'Who is there and who is not there?'" Hossa told the Calgary Herald. "After, I think about it, and I thought that I did not remember shaking hands with Sid. I'm sure he was caught in the emotion and did not know where he was. I know him. He wouldn't do it deliberately. He is a great guy. "I think he was just excited and caught up in the emotion."

Holy fuck, it's slow around these parts. This is all I got: June 17, 2009 The Right Honourable Stephen Harper Office of the Prime Minister Dear Mr. Prime Minister: Blood on the ice is fine when it comes to Canada?s national sport because players are willing participants, but the blood of helpless baby seals that stains the ice each year is Canada?s shame. I?m writing to you on behalf of my friends at PETA and its more than 2 million members and supporters around the world dedicated to the protection of animals. With the world?s attention focused on the 2010 Winter Olympics, Canada has an opportunity to show the world its best features, including its breathtaking natural beauty, its bustling cities, and its rich culture. However, the one thing about Canada that I?m not proud of is the annual seal slaughter. Won?t you please consider ending this tragic war on seals? Every year, sealers kill hundreds of thousands of baby seals, and every year, our country hears the international outcry against this barbaric slaughter. Surely you would agree that there is something terribly wrong with shooting baby seals or crushing their skulls and skinning the defenceless pups for the sake of ?fashion.? Hooking is illegal in the National Hockey League, but sealers routinely hook live seals in the eye or cheek to avoid damaging their fur. Not only is the unimaginable pain and suffering endured by these seals tragic, it is also completely unnecessary. Sealing is primarily an off-season profit venture for commercial fishers, not a subsistence trade for native peoples. Inuit seal hunting accounts for only about 3 percent of the slaughter. The international outcry against the slaughter is loud and clear. The U.S. banned all seal imports in 1972, the European Union recently passed a ban on the importation of seal products to member countries, the U.S. senate unanimously passed a resolution urging Canada to end the slaughter, Russia recently ended its slaughter of seals under 1 year of age, and even Vladimir Putin, who has been known to hunt bears, has condemned the seal slaughter as a ?bloody business? that should have ended years ago. Please count me among the majority of Canadians who oppose the seal slaughter and are hoping for a permanent ban on this, the largest and most barbaric massacre of marine mammals on Earth. Thank you for recognizing the urgency of this issue. Sincerely, Georges Laraque

Yup. Some are thin-skinned.

Like he needs help defending himself from a bunch of sillyprog mouth-breathing bong-huffers.

As for the wah-wah pedal, I didnt hear what he went on about but tell me this. Is there a more abused pedal by wanna-be guitar players? Not to these ears.

How is that again? No one expected them to compete this year. The Jays themselves even asked fans to be patient because they were more convinced they could do some damage in 2010. So far this season has been anything but a joke, aside from a few players who cant seem to concentrate when running the base paths.

Or bore him to tears like they do to everyone else.

Glory Days Shite sound but you get the idea.

DEFINITELY Metropolis. the Alehouse bathrooms get disgusting over the course of a night. Good lord.

Countmethefuckin. Its been a while since we have gone to lunch Freak. You and I should be embarrassed.

So, let me get this straight. The Sens fire Roy Mlakar and somehow Bryan Murray ends up with a promotion? [color:purple]Way.To.Go.