they might have been high at the time "dude, what are you staring at?" "dude it looks like you've got an adolescent girl's breast growing out of you" "dude pass the vaporiser" "holy shit you're right, i'm going to need some alone time to check this out" *goes to bathroom, looks at self in mirror* next day dude #1 calls up dude #2 "hey man did something weird happen last night?" "i don't think so, but i woke up in the bathtub with all the hair shaved off the left side of my chest" "cool, maybe we can hook up later and hit that vaporiser again" "cool."