purple foot Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 backed my car into a cop car the other day Well he just drove off sometimes life's ok I ran my mouth off a bit too much oh what can i say Well you just laughed it off it was all ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on any way well Well, a fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam It was worth it just to learn from sleight-of-hand Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands Good news will work its way to all them plans We both got fired on the exactly the same day Well we'll float on good news is on the way And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on alright Already we'll all float on Now don't worry we'll all float on Alright already we'll all float on Alright don't worry we'll all float on And we'll all float on alright Already we'll all float on Aliright don't worry even if things end up a bit to heavy we'll all float on alright Already we'll all float on Alright already we'll all float on Ok don't worry we'll all float on Even if things get heavy we'll all float on Alright already we'll all float on Don't you worry we'll all float on All float on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 ha funny i was gonna post some sea and cake...good call stapes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 a) Waltzing Matilda Waltzing Matilda whipped out her wallet the sexy boy smiled in dismay She took out four twenties 'cause she liked round figures everybody's queen for a day Oh, babe, I'm on fire and you know I admire your - - body why don't we slip away Although I'm sure you're certain, it's a rarity me flirtin' sha-la-la-la, this way Oh, sha-la-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la-la hey, baby, come on, let's slip away Luscious and gorgeous, oh what a humpin' muscle call out the national guard She creamed in her jeans as he picked up her knees from off of the formica topped bar And cascading slowly, he lifted her wholly and boldly out of this world And despite people's derision proved to be more than diversion sha-la-la-la, later on And then sha-la-la-la-la, he entered her slowly and showed her where he was coming from And then sha-la-la-la-la, he made love to her gently it was like she'd never ever come And then sha-la-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la-la when the sun rose and he made to leave You know, sha-la-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la-la neither one regretted a thing Street Hassle Hey, that cunt's not breathing I think she's had too much of something or other, hey, man, you know what I mean? I don't mean to scare you but you're the one who came here and you're the one who's gotta take her when you leave I'm not being smart or trying to be cold on my part and I'm not gonna wear my heart on my sleeve But you know people get all emotional and sometimes, man, they just don't act rational you know, they think they're just on TV Sha-la-la-la, man why don't you just slip her away You know, I'm glad that we met man it really was nice talking and I really wish that there was a little more time to speak But you know it could be a hassle trying to explain this all to a police officer about how it was that your old lady got herself stiffed And it's not like we could help but there wasn't nothing no one could do and if there was, man, you know I would have been the first But when someone turns that blue well, it's a universal truth and then you just know that bitch will never fuck again By the way, that's really some bad shit that you came to our place with but you ought to be more careful around the little girls It's either the best or it's the worst and since I don't have to choose I guess I won't and I know this ain't no way to treat a guest But why don't you grab your old lady by the feet and just lay her out in the darkest street and by morning, she's just another hit and run. You know, some people got no choice and they can never find a voice to talk with that they can even call their own So the first thing that they see that allows them the right to be why they follow it, you know, it's called bad luck. c) Slipaway Believe me (man), that's just a lie, it's a lie she tells her friends. 'cause the real song, the real song that she won't even admit to herself [is] the beat in her heart. It's a song lots of people know. It's a painful song but I wrote a sad truth but alas for sad songs a painful wish. But wishin' won't make it so, Joe With a pretty kiss for a pretty face can't have its way Y'know tramps like us, we were born to pay. Love has gone away and there's no one here now And there's nothing left to say but, oh, how I miss him, baby Oh, baby, come on and slip away come on, baby, why don't you slip away Love is gone away took the rings off my fingers And there's nothing left to say but, oh how, oh how I need him, baby Come on, baby, I need you baby oh, please don't slip away I need your loving so bad, babe please don't slip away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted April 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 i was at the post office buyin' a stamp thinkin' that the girl behind the counter was fine. i said "d'you think this'll get there by friday, ma'am?" she said "i get off work at quarter past nine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted April 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Fluffy Furry buddy Chewed his leg On the porch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 "I went to heaven And I stood at the crossroads I'll love you tomorrow As sure as the wind blows Silver rain on the mountain clover Washes away until the music is over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 her name was lola she was a showgirl with yellow flowers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there :: she would merengue, and do the cha cha and while she tried to be a star, tony always tended bar across the crowded floor they worked from 8 til 4, they were young and they had eachother, who could ask for more? at the copa - copacabana the hottest spot north of havana, here at the copa- copacabana, music and passion were always the fashion at the copa... they fell in love his name was wiegel, he wore a diamond. he was escorted to his chair, he saw lola dancing there and when she finished he called her over (whistle) but wiegel went a bit too far, tony sailed across the bar - and then the punches flew, and chairs were smashed in 2, there was blood and a single gunshot, but just who shot who?? at the copa- copacabana, the hottest spot north of havana, at the copa- copacabana music and passion were always the fashion at the copa... (scream!) she lost her love... her name is lola, she was a showgirl but that was 30 years ago when they used to have a show. now it's a disco, but not for lola still in the dress she used to wear with faded feathers in her hair she sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind she's lost her youth and she's lost her tony, now she's lost her mind :: at the copa... don't fall in love.. listen to barry! he knows.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 you gotta cry without weepin' talk without speakin' scream without raising your voice. you know i took the poison, from the poison stream and i floated outta here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Dio has rocked for a long, long time, Now it's time for him to pass the torch. He has songs of wildebeests and angels, He has soared on the wings of a demon. It's time to pass the torch, You're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you. We're takin' you to a home, But we will sing a song about you. And we will make sure that you're very well taken care of. You'll tell us secrets that you've learned. Raow! Your sauce will mix with ours, And we'll make a good goulash baby. Dio, time to go! You must give your cape and scepter to me. And a smaller one for KG. Go! Go! Dio! Dio! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 "I'm beginning to hear voices and there's no one around Now I'm all used up and the fields have turned brown I went to church on Sunday and she passed by And my love for her is taking such a long time to die God I'm waist deep, waist deep in the mist It's almost like, almost like I don't exist I'm 20 miles out of town, Cold Irons bound." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted April 26, 2004 Report Share Posted April 26, 2004 boing bumm tschak boing bumm tschak peng! boing bumm tschak boing bumm tschak zong boing bumm tschak boing bumm tschak peng! boing bumm tschak boing bumm tschak zong music non-stop musique..........non-stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted April 26, 2004 Report Share Posted April 26, 2004 God is a crustacean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 26, 2004 Report Share Posted April 26, 2004 Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown cause don't it make my brown eyes blue..... (Special thanks to Super Freak for reminding me that I invitied idiots over to my place this weekend for a Cheech and Chong night. If you got my number and are in the Ottawa area, use it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted April 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2004 He heard one guitar, just blew him away He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day Bought a beat up six string in a secondhand store Didn't know how to play it, but he knew for sure That one guitar, felt good in his hands Didn't take long, to understand Just one guitar, slung way down low Was one way ticket, only one way to go So he started rockin' Ain't never gonna stop Gotta keep on rockin' Someday he's gonna make it to the top And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes He's a juke box hero He took one guitar, juke box hero, stars in his eyes Juke box hero, he'll come alive tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 26, 2004 Report Share Posted April 26, 2004 "I tell you something, tell you the facts, You don't want me, give my money back. Hey, hey, babe, I got blood in my eyes for you, Hey, hey, babe, I got blood in my eyes for you. I got blood in my eyes for you, babe, I don't care what in the world you do". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted May 5, 2004 Report Share Posted May 5, 2004 I've never seen you look like this without a reason Another promise fallen through Another season passes by you I never took the smile away from anybody's face And that's a desperate way to look For someone who is still a child In a big country dreams stay with you Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside Stay alive I thought that pain and truth were things that really mattered But you can't stay here with every single hope you had shattered I'm not expecting to grow flowers in a desert But I can live and breathe And see the sun in wintertime In a big country dreams stay with you Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside Stay alive Stay alive So take that look out of here it doesn't fit you Because it's happened doesn't mean you've been discarded Pull up your head off the floor—come up screaming Cry out for everything you ever might have wanted I thought that pain and truth were things that really mattered But you can't stay here with every single hope you had shattered I'm not expecting to grow flowers in a desert But I can live and breathe And see the sun in wintertime In a big country dreams stay with you Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside Stay alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted May 5, 2004 Report Share Posted May 5, 2004 Well some people try to pick up girlsAnd get called assholesThis never happened to Pablo PicassoHe could walk down your streetAnd girls could not resist his stare and So Pablo Picasso was never called an assholeWell the girls would turn the colorOf the avacado when he would drive Down their street in his El DoradoHe could walk down your streetAnd girls could not resist his starePablo Picasso never got called an assholeNot like youAlrightWell he was only 5'3"But girls could not resist his starePablo Picasso never got called an assholeNot in New YorkOh well be not schmuck, be not obnoxious,Be not bellbottom bummer or assholeRemember the story of Pablo PicassoHe could walk down your streetAnd girls could not resist his starePablo Picasso was never called an assholeAlright this is itSome people try to pick up girlsAnd they get called an assholeThis never happened to Pablo PicassoHe could walk down your streetAnd girls could not resist his stare and soPablo Picasso was never called... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted May 5, 2004 Report Share Posted May 5, 2004 i lick my brain in silence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farley Posted May 5, 2004 Report Share Posted May 5, 2004 Just a little verse of my own here, written for a dear friend's acoustic band in Nova Scotia: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Try and find a lover to Hold to your both hearts’ delight To watch the snowflakes swirling Down outside, a million kites. A mesmerizing winter trance They drift and weave a lazy dance, Of fate and life and happenstance These flakes that fall as if by chance. In the beginning you only wish to be grown And it happens: you stand with no name and alone, Did you really believe that your dreams were your own? Just roses that bloom when the earth takes your bones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted May 5, 2004 Report Share Posted May 5, 2004 ooh good one hamilton, makes me wanna pull out the repo man soundtrack right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted May 5, 2004 Report Share Posted May 5, 2004 ooh good one hamilton, makes me wanna pull out the repo man soundtrack right now! Jonathan Richman is cool. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted May 5, 2004 Report Share Posted May 5, 2004 "Perhaps it's the color of the sun cut flat An' cov'rin' the crossroads I'm standing at, Or maybe it's the weather or something like that, But mama, you been on my mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Zimmy Posted May 5, 2004 Report Share Posted May 5, 2004 Love that Essau, How'bout this Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had, And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye. He was big and bent and gray and old, And I looked at him and my blood ran cold And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do! Now your gonna die!!" Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes And he went down, but to my surprise, He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear. But I busted a chair right across his teeth And we crashed through the wall and into the street Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted May 6, 2004 Report Share Posted May 6, 2004 "The land is a place full of magical things Like crazy horeseless carriages And giant metal ones with wings "Years ago I used to live on the land That's where I met your father And were I got this jar of sand "One day he died And I went to sea And that's the last that solid ground Ever saw of me" Go to that granite shore To hear the voice of Lucy And the captain and the crew They all will call to you Tell Lucy what you see The many things in life on land can be And one day she'll be free... Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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