Lazlo Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 "Hey baby, ever have your a$$hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat." Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questcequecest? Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 i want to be just like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 I hate not having audio at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Lazlo...AKA Heady Epic...hmmmmmmmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Yah, you caught me. I'm also Heady Epic.Now get with the movie lines!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 I guess, in the end, I'm just a trendy-ass poser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weezy Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fu©k all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to sh!t all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fu©ked by dicks. ...but dicks also fu©k assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fu©k the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in sh!t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 "Heeey Ruack, afterr dis wiy doin't we goie juoin doi curcus!"-"duh-duh-duhduh-duhduh-duh-duhduhduh." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 anybody want a peanut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 anybody want a peanut? yay! i love that one too :: (i don't think i can come up with one single favourite line... i'm still stuck on "what's your vector victor?" from a few weeks ago... heeeheeeheee!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Why should I care? I have a growth on my pecker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 if they handn't a done, what i told them not to do, they'd still be alive. also any other line in reservoir dogs.... plus every line in Big Lebowski the two most quotable movies of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitidiot Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 One of those days, huh? A wiser feller than myself once said, 'sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar, well, he eats you.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Bear left. Right frog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Call me sentimental, but this never fails to bring a tear to my eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Dazed and Confused: Slater: Are you cool man? Mitch: Like how? Slater: Okaaaaaay.... Napoleon Dynamite: Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Office Space Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour. Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out? Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Ghostbusters Ray. When someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes. Blues Brothers Waiter: We have a Dom Perignon, '71, at a hundred and twenty dollars. Jake: That'll be fine, pal. Oh, how can I stop at just one Blues Brothers! Jake: I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to god! (Who's kidding who? ANY line from Jake works for me!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Well, then, Bouche; you can't forget: I hate Illinois Nazis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 He did hate them too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Ghostbusters Ray. When someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes. Pure classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 I kow this can be confusing, but there's Bouche and booche. You meant booche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyK Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Kill Bill 1: "Well Son #1, it appears someone objected to this union and wasn't able to hold their peace" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomFoolery Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Every day is better than the next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 "I kow this can be confusing, but there's Bouche and booche. You meant booche." Noooooooo freaking way. I think I just saw a pig fly outside my window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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