MamaPink Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 "There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 (edited) Schoolhouse Rock 2 must be comin up soon...(and thats a pretty freaky news story) Edited April 28, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Is this for real? I can't get the link to work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 BBC NewsCambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sulCambodian troops moved into Quan'sul after Malaria victims attack populace. There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days. After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.” Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry. General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all." US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment. A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 What?! That can't be real right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted April 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 What?! That can't be real right?that's what i thought too. but hey, better safe than sorry - watch your brains man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 doens't look like it, I searched the BBC News site and came up with no references. "BRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Phew! Good thing that's not real. Next thing you'd know, Condy & friends would be looking for "biological weapons" and invading Cambodia a la the Khmer Rouge. Yikes!Funny damn story though. Zombies are a hoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 zombies! miss pink i believe! they have weird stuff going on down there. heehee oooh, schoolhouse zombie rock is only a week away, i better get into my zombie survival guide! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted April 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 doens't look like it, I searched the BBC News site and came up with no references.It's a big conspiracy to hide the scary brain-sucking truth.Palace, I'm with ya baby... i believe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 uh-oh...how do you kill a zombie again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 With love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Have the love-bombers ready; I'm guessing there'll be a few zombies meandering around those fields by the wee hours of the morning. Funny how you never see people being nice to the zombies in the movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmoothedShredder Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Ms. Rice would never pipe in like that on a subject like this.Shananagins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 (edited) I'm pretty sure Shaun would keep those zombies under control: Edited April 29, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyK Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Hmmm... that looks fake, cuz the root address is an IP that won't resolve to a web site. But my co-workers certainly enjoyed it!! hehe ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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