payce-ley Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 The Face Remains the Same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 More conclusive proof that she is in fact an alien succubus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
payce-ley Posted January 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 "Use your thumbs, use your eyes, find yourself Tetrisized!" 80's Tetris commercial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 I'll tell you who is an alien - Heather Locklear -before you people jump all over me consider what I am about to say.THERE IS NO WAY SHE CAN LOOK THAT DAMN GOOD WITH LITTLE OR NO** PLASTIC SURGERY AND BE HUMAN AT HER AGE.therefore I have come to the conclusion she is an alien***DISCLAIMER - I have no proof to say she has or has not undergone any plastic surgery - I have been told that she hasn't but I do not follow hollywood news nor do I care to. However I feel that even if she has (which she must have) her face doesn't look like she has had any work done...therefore again to reiterate - the only other explaination - ALIEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyak Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 she's not an alien, she's a third generation cyborg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 well...for paris...some people look hideous in many lights, and most people, no matter what they look like, have one good look, one good way to hold their heads, and stand and look off or whatever, paris had found it and been workin it for years. that's all there is to it.and as for heather locklear, i heard she eats placentas and afterbirth for that au naturel youthful look Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Wahtever..That sucubus can suck ol' Magnum's bus anytime.and if she is a clingon then i hope she cover me with her cloaking device. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatpatguy Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Lindsay Lohan apparently has the same problem:http://lohanfacial.ytmnd.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairySari Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 (edited) whoa. that lindsay lohan one is way creepier than the paris one. Edited January 19, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 i read an article in vanity fair yesterday about lindsay lohan and her life and blah blah blah.. it talked about the rumours and shit that she's anorexic and her partying and all the stuff and at the end, my favourite part of it all was a quote by her. she told vanity fair when people turn to her with concern in their eyes for her well being and ask her if she's okay, her 'typical lindsay response' is "yah, motherfucker, i'm fine".sounds like it lindsay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 she sounds fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 she Lindsay Lohan - turned around and discredited Vanity Fair for that article said they misconstrued everything she said.teehee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 I fucking love that tune! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 well...for paris...some people look hideous in many lights, and most people, no matter what they look like, have one good look, one good way to hold their heads, and stand and look off or whatever, paris had found it and been workin it for years. that's all there is to it.I read somewhere that Paris Hilton holds her head that way in photos becasue one of her eyes is slightly lazy, and that particular angle helps to obscure that.Not sure if that's true though, mind you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 double-laugh....the pic and the signature. Wish I couldda heard Carrie yelling that, but then again I was the "them" coming for her! hahahahaha! From hers and LM's experience, I know where my "beer fridge" will be for the after-rager on the 28th, okay...? hope you're keeping well, friend, See you soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prost Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 That TETRIS commercial just made my day!That takes me back.Awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Blue Steel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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