bouche Posted July 9, 2003 Report Share Posted July 9, 2003 Why not try this girl ? She seems lonely too. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,91307,00.html "I haven't had a boy in a really long time, and I'm really craving," the blond starlet said to W. "Just a kiss, man. Just a kiss would be nice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted July 9, 2003 Report Share Posted July 9, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Canned Beats: I play bass...now I think THAT'S a sexy instrument. More manly than a guitar...longer, thicker,bigger strings, more resonant...it makes your tummy quiver when you play it...it helps to hit that all so important rhythmic groove...ladies, you know what i'[m talkin about.http://www.audi-oh.com Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Musicface Posted July 9, 2003 Report Share Posted July 9, 2003 quote: Originally posted by bouche: Why not try this girl ? Noting that girl's talent-to-success ratio, I'd say she's probably a different kind of "heady" than what we're talking about here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted July 9, 2003 Report Share Posted July 9, 2003 ....the Dr. prescribes one month of NO reefer or masturbation.... Give that a go, get back to me in a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted July 10, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2003 ok i got 1 potential heady wife, but she is moving to vancover in a few weeks any ideas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted July 10, 2003 Report Share Posted July 10, 2003 And some of us are very taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snarfmaster C Posted July 10, 2003 Report Share Posted July 10, 2003 if she's moving to vancouver she doesn't satisfy your requirement of willingness to live with you in your vw. what's the question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted July 10, 2003 Report Share Posted July 10, 2003 This is the best thread I've seen 'round these parts in ages! Beats - you're killing me! Doc - you're wise beyond your years!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted July 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2003 doc i still don't understand what not smoking it or wacking off has to do with any thjing,, but i took your advise and decided to decline sex for 30 days and see what happens,, heady wife where are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted July 13, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2003 qwell it looks like i won't be meting her at frontier town,, any one got any ideas where cute dready girls hang out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondtube Posted July 13, 2003 Report Share Posted July 13, 2003 try here: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted July 13, 2003 Report Share Posted July 13, 2003 Considering the circumstances, jared...you should really ammend your request to include 'all interested parties must bring their application and proof of clean feet' you don't want your westfalia to smell like muddy poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyRage Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 Actually, Britney might be more heady than we thought. I saw in people mag (don't ask) a picture of her with a zoom in on her book and it was something like "Opening up to the Zen". So, maybe she's right for Jared afterall. Or me, for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted July 14, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 mmmm poo girls,, i guess that could be good cause if i married a girl who swims in poo she could never really tell me i smell and i guess that could be a good thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted July 16, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2003 ok i'll take a girl with no tools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted July 16, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2003 ok i'll buy you the tools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted July 17, 2003 Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 No, no, no, you've got it all *wrong*: "You can use my tool. I've got plenty to spare." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted July 17, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 ahhh ok ladies, use my tool, there's enough to go around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted July 17, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 possably heady wife alert, and she can make hemp jewlery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted July 24, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2003 who missed me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted July 25, 2003 Report Share Posted July 25, 2003 ...you got spunk, Jared. I think you need to pull your van into a heady lot, of a heady show. Then you'll find that heady wife. I got a feeling...something about a grilled cheese sandwich and an ice cold Sammy Adams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted July 25, 2003 Report Share Posted July 25, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Super Freak: ...you got spunk, Jared. yuk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted July 25, 2003 Report Share Posted July 25, 2003 what link..... i dont see it... sorry nasty as hell eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted July 25, 2003 Report Share Posted July 25, 2003 quote: Originally posted by MarcO: quote: Originally posted by Super Freak: ...you got spunk, Jared. yuk. I'm not following??? Perhaps you had me confused with the fecal fetish link Tooly put up?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted July 25, 2003 Report Share Posted July 25, 2003 Tooly, he finds ze scheisse. what a unique action shot. interesting how she's managed to get the arc right...those poor white stockings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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