Booche Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 CATHOLIC CHURCH PUTS CONFESSION BOOTHS IN STRIP JOINTS!By Mark Miller BOSTON, Mass. -- One of the last places a man can enjoy a safe, guilt-free and uninhibited evening of sexy entertainment is the strip joint. That refuge, however, may be coming to an end as the Catholic Church has begun installing confession booths inside gentlemen's clubs. "When they first told me they were going to put a confession booth in here, I assumed they were joking," recalled Joe Sharkey, owner of Boston's Hot Foxx strip club. "It turns out the joke was on me. "They said if I didn't allow the confession booth to be installed, they'd organize a citywide boycott and would work to get my liquor license suspended. "I decided it was less trouble to just let them put the darn thing in." Similar scenes have occurred throughout the city. Manned by local priests, the booths cater to both the male customers and the female strippers. "At first, the customers mainly complained about it," Sharkey said. "But as soon as the church 'suggested' we offer a 25 percent discount for anybody who used the confession booth, it became very popular." "Truth be told, it saves me time visiting the confession booth in church," admitted Bob P., "so I'm killing two birds with one stone." Over the next few weeks many of the strippers also began popping into the confessionals. "I feel guilty enough not telling my parents about the kind of work I do," confided Misty. "At least this way I can relieve some of that guilt that I have and also be absolved of my sins." One club has adopted an "if you can't beat 'em" policy by incorporating the new confession booth into its name: The Lap Up Salvation Club. Their motto is 'Come For the Nudity -- Stay for the Soul Cleansing.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 How about they just put strippers in church? Attendance goes up. Heathens are saved. Everybody wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 Finally! A place within a strip club that I can bring a bleached-blonde young lady (for a fee) to get a litte privacy (apart from the occasional priest watching).Sounds like a great addition to the whole event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boochawan Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 I wonder if the priest has to confess to another priest every time he enters the strip club in order to walk to his confession booth.Either that or he walks in with a blindfold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edger Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 Sex is evil, evil is sinSin is forgiven, so hey sex is in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 Seems like the confession booths are just another place to get illegal sex in a strip club. Private booth and all.If the church can bring morality into the den of sin..then can I bring sen into the den of morality.Does this mean we should now able to buy drugs and beer while at chruch?It should be a two way street...Besides a strip club seems like a good place for the catholic church...although wouldn't they be more comfortable at an underage all male boy strip club...seems like there turf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 What a load of crap this is!If this can happen I can sit in church drinking vodka in the nude at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 What a load of crap this is!If this can happen I can sit in church drinking vodka in the nude at that.you tell 'em.also, I think this is just a ploy to get horny dirty old priests into the stripclubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 They will have a great time behind those dark curtains!Imagine bless me FAther for I have sinned.i just watched strippers and by the way FAther did you see them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 If this can happen I can sit in church drinking vodka in the nude at that.GOD BLESS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 I agree that this is somewhat mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shainhouse Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 I'm laughing wholeheartedly... Those catholics are really good at prioritizing their efforts... confession booths in strip clubs first, absolving their tattered image after many pedophilia allegations second... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 God or Mammon? A senior British clergyman says churches should have cash machines. Archbishop of Lincoln the Venerable Arthur Hawes said the machines would be a service given by churches to the community. According to The Mirror newspaper, he said: "People in rural parts have to travel long distances to get cash, which costs them money. So why not put a cash machine somewhere handy, like in a church?" A Church of England spokesman said permission would be needed from each local diocese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Are churches more common in rural areas than, say, post offices? In Japan, most (all?) post offices function as banks as well.And if they want really want somewhere handy, there's at least one other choice I'm sure most areas (rural or urban) have...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattm Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 As much as I find this funny, I also find it very disturbing. It's one thing to have an organization and to promote it but I hate any organization that forces itself upon others. This is a strip club, not a fucking church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 How could any business afford to give a twenty-five percent discount to a large portion of customers and still remain viable? It seems like the church is simply getting the rippers shut down via lack of profit due to forcing them to reduce prices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 Maybe they only show you 3/4 of what you'd get to see for full price?"Wow! That cleavage is awesome. I wonder what her nipples look like? Maybe I should pay the full price." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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