Sunshine Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 So I have a client at work who has this problem with people stealing her bottled water. First she tried putting it in a sealed bag....nope they would tear it open. Then she tried putting a note on it with her name, nope still stole it. Yestereday she took two bottles and filled them with toilet water.......sure enough someone stole them..... This morning she put a bottle in the fridge "thanking them for being consistant and letting them know yesterday's water was compliments of the ladies washroom" Maybe I'm twisted, but I think that was brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeps Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 HAhaha. Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottieking Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 That. is. awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 gobsmacked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted August 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 I know....we are telling people around the office and waiting to see who turns pale and runs to the bathroom first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 ...and who comes down with hepatitis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Not.Funny.At.All. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 there's probably other ways of going about solving that problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 there's probably other ways of going about solving that problem.none of them would be quite that funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 visine in the water would have doen the trick too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 (edited) Actually, putting that note on the bottles, without having actually filled them with toilet water, would have been as funny, without actually having put anyone's health in danger.Aloha,Brad Edited August 24, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 no, actually people should just keep their hands off other people's stuff. It'll be no-one's fault but their own if they get sick from drinking the water.... that they stole.Justice isn't always pretty. Fuck 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 (edited) Actually, putting that note on the bottles, without having actually filled them with toilet water, would have been as funny, without actually having put anyone's health in danger.Aloha,Bradthere we go, or even better, "I added five drops of Liquid Acid and a touch of G to the water that was stolen from me today. Have a nice day." Edited August 24, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 what's G?or would i be happier not knowing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afro poppa Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 (edited) GHB or the date rape drug EDIT TO ADD: I know this, tho not because i use it Edited August 24, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted August 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Well I can't stand stealing! So I'm with Marco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nattyMatty Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 I was at a new years Party when i was a young teen...and My beer and my friends was going missing..... So we took a bottle Pee'd in it.. then put it in the freezer... by this time we were drinking our last couple of beers.. So were standing in the kitchen.. waiting for the stupid person that i would have Gave beers too.. OR Booze.. Anyways It was a Chick... She open the fridge saw there wasn't any beer...So She OPENED THE FREEZER.. Step in to THe Freezer!... She opened the Beer.. Took one sip..spit it out and Said "This Taste's Like PISS" and i said to her You know what Piss tastes LIke? then i lasghed and told her not to steel beers... lesson learned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted August 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 If you've never tried G I advise you never do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nattyMatty Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 GHB tastes Salty... Thats what you Look for if you suspect there is a Stupid Mutha Sucka spik'in tuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questcequecest? Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 ahhh, the old piss in the beer bottle...i have to agree that the thief deserves whatever they get. good work team! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 this is the stupidest thing i've seen all day.I hope the person gets sick and sue's your friend. why would you risk putting someone health in jeopardy to prove a point for a bottle of water that costs less then a buck.if you don't want you water getting stolen don't keep in in a fridge that others has access to. try getting one of those cooler lunch boxes or something.i hope you friend goes out and eats some bad food today and get horribly sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 If you've never tried G I advise you never do! I've herd the same. It's a club drug made for the enjoyment of techno babble (and as afro poppa said, other bad things too.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nattyMatty Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 What does Visine do backbacon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Well I can't stand stealing! So I'm with Marco.The thing is, there are two different goals here. First, you want to stop the stealing, which using just the note will do. Actually filling the bottles with toilet water (especially without a warning label on them as they sit there filled with toilet water), however, doesn't function to stop the stealing, only to put the thief's health at risk.It might be possible, however, to combine the ideas: put two bottles of water in the fridge, one filled from the tap at home, the other from the toilet at the office (and keep track of which is which). Put a single (wide) note across both bottles that reads: "At least one of these bottles is filled with toilet water. Guess which one!"This serves to let the thief know that you know about the thief, lets the thief know there's a chance his/her health will be at risk if a bottle is stolen, and gives him/her the chance to skip stealing a bottle.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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