Calamity Jane Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 it's acceptable then?okay: New Theme....Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song.1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.11.12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song.1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.11.12.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 (edited) Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song.1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis4.5.6.7.8.9.10.11.12. Edited April 6, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmelbatoast Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song. 1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis4. The Hold Steady - How a Resurrection Really Feels5.6.7.8.9.10.11.12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau. Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song. 1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis4. The Hold Steady - How a Resurrection Really Feels5. Ernie Marrs - Plastic Jesus6.7.8.9.10.11.12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carstairs Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song. 1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis4. The Hold Steady - How a Resurrection Really Feels5. Ernie Marrs - Plastic Jesus6. Rheostatics - Jesus Was Once a Teenager Too7.8.9.10.11.12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 sweet jesus, KK!that Eric Schwartz tune is sacrilious (or sacrilarious) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 (edited) sweet jesus, KK!that Eric Schwartz tune is sacrilious (or sacrilarious) LOL ... it's been around for a while now, but I never seem to tire of it . Hey, wouldn't a "Sweet Jesus" be good made out of chocolate? Keep your Jesus off my Penisby Eric Schwartz Keep your Jesus off my penis Keep your bible off my balls Keep your prayers out of my ears And your crosses off my walls You can keep the virgin mother And the resurrection too Keep your Jesus off my penis I'll keep my penis off of you Well I'm frickin' sick and tired Of turning on the news And seeing the religious right's Ungodly fight to take our right to choose When to bear our children Who to love and how Education and protection If we're just practicing for now So dubya look obey a book If that's what works for you But I don't tell you how to pray So don't tell me how to screw Keep your Jesus off my penis Keep your bible off my balls Keep your prayers out of my ears And your crosses off my walls You can keep the virgin mother And the resurrection too Keep your Jesus off my penis I'll keep my penis off of you So you're screaming bloody murder 'Bout the taliban regime For subjugating women And being too extreme And basing legislation On some ancient holy book Does that sound a bit familiar? Here's a mirror, have a look And as for the ten commandments They need one more at least Thou shall never cover up The acts of pervert priests How'd they let that happen Unless they just abhor us Well anyway it adds Another layer to the chorus Keep your Jesus off my penis Keep your bible off my balls Keep your prayers out of my ears And your crosses off my walls You can keep the virgin mother And the resurrection too Keep your Jesus off my penis I'll keep my penis off of you So you'll execute a person And protect a single cell But mercy-kill the terminally ill And you're goin' straight to hell I don't know much about The word of God Far be it from me But I can tell you what it ain't - Hypochristianity I am not anti-Christian Before you grab a rope There is beauty in religion And joy and love and hope We're all looking for an answer Some colossal cosmic cause But who the fuck are you To turn your views into my laws? It's just believers in the bible That would have abortion banned Anti-choice agnostics? I could count'em on one hand And as for killing babies I have but one retort If someone raped your daughter George You'd beg her to abort And if some young girl from your church Shows up with child or some infection `Cuz you taught her what a horrid sin It was to use protection One day you'll face the pearly gates And whatchu gonna say When that long-haired Jewish peacenick Sends your ass the other way sayin' Keep your Jesus off my penis Keep your bible off my balls Keep your prayers out of my ears And your crosses off my walls I've had it up to here With all the biblibile you spew Keep your Jesus off my penis (at least that's what I would do) Keep your Jesus off my penis I'll keep my penis off of you That's if'n you want me to Edited April 6, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song. 1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis4. The Hold Steady - How a Resurrection Really Feels5. Ernie Marrs - Plastic Jesus6. Rheostatics - Jesus Was Once a Teenager Too7. Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority "You say, 'God loves you. Come and buy the Good News'Then you buy the president and swimming poolsIf Jesus don't save 'til we're lining your pocketsGod must be dead if you're alive"8.9.10.11.12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis4. The Hold Steady - How a Resurrection Really Feels5. Ernie Marrs - Plastic Jesus6. Rheostatics - Jesus Was Once a Teenager Too7. Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority"You say, 'God loves you. Come and buy the Good News'Then you buy the president and swimming poolsIf Jesus don't save 'til we're lining your pocketsGod must be dead if you're alive"8. Ministry - Psalm 699.10.11.12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song. 1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis4. The Hold Steady - How a Resurrection Really Feels5. Ernie Marrs - Plastic Jesus6. Rheostatics - Jesus Was Once a Teenager Too7. Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority8. Ministry - Psalm 699. Bauhaus - Stigmata MartyrIn a crucifixation ecstasyLying cross chequed in agonyStigmata bleed continuouslyHoles in head, hands feet, and weep for me.Stigmata oh you sordid sightStigmata in your splintered plightLook to your crimson orificeIn holy rememberanceIn scarlet bliss.10.11.12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartamophone Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song. 1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis4. The Hold Steady - How a Resurrection Really Feels5. Ernie Marrs - Plastic Jesus6. Rheostatics - Jesus Was Once a Teenager Too7. Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority8. Ministry - Psalm 699. Bauhaus - Stigmata MartyrIn a crucifixation ecstasyLying cross chequed in agonyStigmata bleed continuouslyHoles in head, hands feet, and weep for me.Stigmata oh you sordid sightStigmata in your splintered plightLook to your crimson orificeIn holy rememberanceIn scarlet bliss.10. The Arrogant Worms - Jesus' Brother BobHe died upon the crossI thought that I was freeFinally people would get to know me for meThis was my big chanceTo finally get aheadThe next thing you know he's risen from the dead 11.12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted April 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song. 1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis4. The Hold Steady - How a Resurrection Really Feels5. Ernie Marrs - Plastic Jesus6. Rheostatics - Jesus Was Once a Teenager Too7. Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority8. Ministry - Psalm 699. Bauhaus - Stigmata Martyr10. The Arrogant Worms - Jesus' Brother Bob11. The Beatles - The Ballad of John & YokoChrist you know it ain't easy, You know how hard it can be. The way things are going They're going to crucify me. 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song. 1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis4. The Hold Steady - How a Resurrection Really Feels5. Ernie Marrs - Plastic Jesus6. Rheostatics - Jesus Was Once a Teenager Too7. Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority8. Ministry - Psalm 699. Bauhaus - Stigmata Martyr10. The Arrogant Worms - Jesus' Brother Bob11. The Beatles - The Ballad of John & YokoChrist you know it ain't easy, You know how hard it can be. The way things are going They're going to crucify me. 12. NIN - Suck"I'm Jesus Christ on Ecstacy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 I guess that means I start a new one?Songs about strippers.1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carstairs Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Songs about strippers.1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying 2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11.12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaggerLee Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Songs about strippers.1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying 2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls3. Presidents of the United States of America - Stranger4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11.12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Songs about strippers.1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls3. Presidents of the United States of America - Stranger4. Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Down Under The Stars5.6.7.8.9.10.11.12. ""A satin blouse unbuttoningsatin blouse unbuttoning,Time is a stripperDoing it just for youTime is a STRIPPER, doing it just for you....Just for YOU."" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartamophone Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Songs about strippers.1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls3. Presidents of the United States of America - Stranger4. Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Down Under The Stars5. Chris DeBurgh - Patricia the Stripper6.7.8.9.10.11.12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Songs about strippers.1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls3. Presidents of the United States of America - Stranger4. Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Down Under The Stars5. Chris DeBurgh - Patricia the Stripper6. Tom Waits - Pasties And A G-String7.8.9.10.11.12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Songs about strippers.1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls3. Presidents of the United States of America - Stranger4. Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Down Under The Stars5. Chris DeBurgh - Patricia the Stripper6. Tom Waits - Pasties And A G-String7. Chet Atkins/Jerry Reed - Cajun Stripper8.9.10.11.12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmelbatoast Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Songs about strippers.1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls3. Presidents of the United States of America - Stranger4. Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Down Under The Stars5. Chris DeBurgh - Patricia the Stripper6. Tom Waits - Pasties And A G-String7. Chet Atkins/Jerry Reed - Cajun Stripper8. John Prine - Spanish Pipedream9.10.11.12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Songs about strippers.1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls3. Presidents of the United States of America - Stranger4. Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Down Under The Stars5. Chris DeBurgh - Patricia the Stripper6. Tom Waits - Pasties And A G-String7. Chet Atkins/Jerry Reed - Cajun Stripper8. Black Sabbath - Fairies Wear Boots/Jack the Stripper 9.10.11.12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmoothedShredder Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Songs about strippers.1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls3. Presidents of the United States of America - Stranger4. Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Down Under The Stars5. Chris DeBurgh - Patricia the Stripper6. Tom Waits - Pasties And A G-String7. Chet Atkins/Jerry Reed - Cajun Stripper8. Black Sabbath - Fairies Wear Boots/Jack the Stripper9. Jon Spencers Blues Explosion - Lap Dance10.11.12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Songs about strippers.1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls3. Presidents of the United States of America - Stranger4. Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Down Under The Stars5. Chris DeBurgh - Patricia the Stripper6. Tom Waits - Pasties And A G-String7. Chet Atkins/Jerry Reed - Cajun Stripper8. Black Sabbath - Fairies Wear Boots/Jack the Stripper9. Jon Spencers Blues Explosion - Lap Dance10. 2 Live Crew - Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance11.12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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