The LEGENDARY 12 Song Album Game!

[Calamity Jane]

it's acceptable then?

okay: New Theme....

Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song.

1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")

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[bradm]

Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song.

1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")

2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose

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Aloha,

Brad

[Kanada Kev]

Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song.

1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")

2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose

3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis

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Edited April 6, 2007 by Guest

[djmelbatoast]

Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song.

1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")

2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose

3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis

4. The Hold Steady - How a Resurrection Really Feels

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[Esau.]

Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song.

1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")

2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose

3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis

4. The Hold Steady - How a Resurrection Really Feels

5. Ernie Marrs - Plastic Jesus

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[carstairs]

Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song.

1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")

2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose

3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis

4. The Hold Steady - How a Resurrection Really Feels

5. Ernie Marrs - Plastic Jesus

6. Rheostatics - Jesus Was Once a Teenager Too

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[Calamity Jane]

sweet jesus, KK!

that Eric Schwartz tune is sacrilious (or sacrilarious)

[Kanada Kev]

sweet jesus, KK!

that Eric Schwartz tune is sacrilious (or sacrilarious)

LOL ... it's been around for a while now, but I never seem to tire of it . Hey, wouldn't a "Sweet Jesus" be good made out of chocolate?

Keep your Jesus off my Penis

by Eric Schwartz

Keep your Jesus off my penis

Keep your bible off my balls

Keep your prayers out of my ears

And your crosses off my walls

You can keep the virgin mother

And the resurrection too

Keep your Jesus off my penis

I'll keep my penis off of you

Well I'm frickin' sick and tired

Of turning on the news

And seeing the religious right's

Ungodly fight to take our right to choose

When to bear our children

Who to love and how

Education and protection

If we're just practicing for now

So dubya look obey a book

If that's what works for you

But I don't tell you how to pray

So don't tell me how to screw

Keep your Jesus off my penis

Keep your bible off my balls

Keep your prayers out of my ears

And your crosses off my walls

You can keep the virgin mother

And the resurrection too

Keep your Jesus off my penis

I'll keep my penis off of you

So you're screaming bloody murder

'Bout the taliban regime

For subjugating women

And being too extreme

And basing legislation

On some ancient holy book

Does that sound a bit familiar?

Here's a mirror, have a look

And as for the ten commandments

They need one more at least

Thou shall never cover up

The acts of pervert priests

How'd they let that happen

Unless they just abhor us

Well anyway it adds

Another layer to the chorus

Keep your Jesus off my penis

Keep your bible off my balls

Keep your prayers out of my ears

And your crosses off my walls

You can keep the virgin mother

And the resurrection too

Keep your Jesus off my penis

I'll keep my penis off of you

So you'll execute a person

And protect a single cell

But mercy-kill the terminally ill

And you're goin' straight to hell

I don't know much about

The word of God

Far be it from me

But I can tell you what it ain't -

Hypochristianity

I am not anti-Christian

Before you grab a rope

There is beauty in religion

And joy and love and hope

We're all looking for an answer

Some colossal cosmic cause

But who the fuck are you

To turn your views into my laws?

It's just believers in the bible

That would have abortion banned

Anti-choice agnostics?

I could count'em on one hand

And as for killing babies

I have but one retort

If someone raped your daughter George

You'd beg her to abort

And if some young girl from your church

Shows up with child or some infection

`Cuz you taught her what a horrid sin

It was to use protection

One day you'll face the pearly gates

And whatchu gonna say

When that long-haired Jewish peacenick

Sends your ass the other way sayin'

Keep your Jesus off my penis

Keep your bible off my balls

Keep your prayers out of my ears

And your crosses off my walls

I've had it up to here

With all the biblibile you spew

Keep your Jesus off my penis

(at least that's what I would do)

Keep your Jesus off my penis

I'll keep my penis off of you

That's if'n you want me to

Edited April 6, 2007 by Guest

[StoneMtn]

Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song.

1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")

2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose

3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis

4. The Hold Steady - How a Resurrection Really Feels

5. Ernie Marrs - Plastic Jesus

6. Rheostatics - Jesus Was Once a Teenager Too

7. Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority

"You say, 'God loves you. Come and buy the Good News'

Then you buy the president and swimming pools

If Jesus don't save 'til we're lining your pockets

God must be dead if you're alive"

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[NewRider]

1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")

2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose

3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis

4. The Hold Steady - How a Resurrection Really Feels

5. Ernie Marrs - Plastic Jesus

6. Rheostatics - Jesus Was Once a Teenager Too

7. Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority

"You say, 'God loves you. Come and buy the Good News'

Then you buy the president and swimming pools

If Jesus don't save 'til we're lining your pockets

God must be dead if you're alive"

8. Ministry - Psalm 69

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[phishtaper]

Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song.

1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")

2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose

3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis

4. The Hold Steady - How a Resurrection Really Feels

5. Ernie Marrs - Plastic Jesus

6. Rheostatics - Jesus Was Once a Teenager Too

7. Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority

8. Ministry - Psalm 69

9. Bauhaus - Stigmata Martyr

In a crucifixation ecstasy

Lying cross chequed in agony

Stigmata bleed continuously

Holes in head, hands feet, and weep for me.

Stigmata oh you sordid sight

Stigmata in your splintered plight

Look to your crimson orifice

In holy rememberance

In scarlet bliss.

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[Hartamophone]

Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song.

1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.")

2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose

3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis

4. The Hold Steady - How a Resurrection Really Feels

5. Ernie Marrs - Plastic Jesus

6. Rheostatics - Jesus Was Once a Teenager Too

7. Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority

8. Ministry - Psalm 69

9. Bauhaus - Stigmata Martyr

In a crucifixation ecstasy

Lying cross chequed in agony

Stigmata bleed continuously

Holes in head, hands feet, and weep for me.

Stigmata oh you sordid sight

Stigmata in your splintered plight

Look to your crimson orifice

In holy rememberance

In scarlet bliss.

10. The Arrogant Worms - Jesus' Brother Bob

He died upon the cross

I thought that I was free

Finally people would get to know me for me

This was my big chance

To finally get ahead

The next thing you know he's risen from the dead

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[MarcO]

Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song.

1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain

2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose

3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis

4. The Hold Steady - How a Resurrection Really Feels

5. Ernie Marrs - Plastic Jesus

6. Rheostatics - Jesus Was Once a Teenager Too

7. Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority

8. Ministry - Psalm 69

9. Bauhaus - Stigmata Martyr

10. The Arrogant Worms - Jesus' Brother Bob

11. The Beatles - The Ballad of John & Yoko

Christ you know it ain't easy,

You know how hard it can be.

The way things are going

They're going to crucify me.

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[allison]

Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song.

1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain

2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose

3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis

4. The Hold Steady - How a Resurrection Really Feels

5. Ernie Marrs - Plastic Jesus

6. Rheostatics - Jesus Was Once a Teenager Too

7. Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority

8. Ministry - Psalm 69

9. Bauhaus - Stigmata Martyr

10. The Arrogant Worms - Jesus' Brother Bob

11. The Beatles - The Ballad of John & Yoko

Christ you know it ain't easy,

You know how hard it can be.

The way things are going

They're going to crucify me.

12. NIN - Suck

"I'm Jesus Christ on Ecstacy"

[allison]

I guess that means I start a new one?

Songs about strippers.

1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying

[carstairs]

Songs about strippers.

1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying

2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls

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[StaggerLee]

Songs about strippers.

1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying

2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls

3. Presidents of the United States of America - Stranger

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[Kanada Kev]

Songs about strippers.

1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying

2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls

3. Presidents of the United States of America - Stranger

4. Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Down Under The Stars

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""A satin blouse unbuttoning

satin blouse unbuttoning,

Time is a stripper

Doing it just for you

Time is a STRIPPER, doing it just for you....

Just for YOU.""

[Hartamophone]

Songs about strippers.

1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying

2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls

3. Presidents of the United States of America - Stranger

4. Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Down Under The Stars

5. Chris DeBurgh - Patricia the Stripper

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[hamilton]

Songs about strippers.

1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying

2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls

3. Presidents of the United States of America - Stranger

4. Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Down Under The Stars

5. Chris DeBurgh - Patricia the Stripper

6. Tom Waits - Pasties And A G-String

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[Dr_Evil_Mouse]

Songs about strippers.

1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying

2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls

3. Presidents of the United States of America - Stranger

4. Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Down Under The Stars

5. Chris DeBurgh - Patricia the Stripper

6. Tom Waits - Pasties And A G-String

7. Chet Atkins/Jerry Reed - Cajun Stripper

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[djmelbatoast]

Songs about strippers.

1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying

2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls

3. Presidents of the United States of America - Stranger

4. Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Down Under The Stars

5. Chris DeBurgh - Patricia the Stripper

6. Tom Waits - Pasties And A G-String

7. Chet Atkins/Jerry Reed - Cajun Stripper

8. John Prine - Spanish Pipedream

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[boiler]

Songs about strippers.

1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying

2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls

3. Presidents of the United States of America - Stranger

4. Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Down Under The Stars

5. Chris DeBurgh - Patricia the Stripper

6. Tom Waits - Pasties And A G-String

7. Chet Atkins/Jerry Reed - Cajun Stripper

8. Black Sabbath - Fairies Wear Boots/Jack the Stripper

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[SmoothedShredder]

Songs about strippers.

1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying

2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls

3. Presidents of the United States of America - Stranger

4. Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Down Under The Stars

5. Chris DeBurgh - Patricia the Stripper

6. Tom Waits - Pasties And A G-String

7. Chet Atkins/Jerry Reed - Cajun Stripper

8. Black Sabbath - Fairies Wear Boots/Jack the Stripper

9. Jon Spencers Blues Explosion - Lap Dance

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[phishtaper]

Songs about strippers.

1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying

2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls

3. Presidents of the United States of America - Stranger

4. Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Down Under The Stars

5. Chris DeBurgh - Patricia the Stripper

6. Tom Waits - Pasties And A G-String

7. Chet Atkins/Jerry Reed - Cajun Stripper

8. Black Sabbath - Fairies Wear Boots/Jack the Stripper

9. Jon Spencers Blues Explosion - Lap Dance

10. 2 Live Crew - Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance

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