MarcO Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 How are you handling the break-up of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck? The wedding's off, they've gone their separate ways. Personally, their separation has led me inward, reaching for that special place inside me, I need to be strong. Brothers, sisters, we all need to be strong and make sure we are there for each other. If you can't rely on your friends in times like these, you are doomed. In these times of turmoil and crisis, didn't we all want this to work, for J-Lo and Ben? For their unborn children? For the future of the Western world as we struggle against the evil terrorists in Saudi Arabia, um, er, I mean, Iraq, wherever? If they can't make it, goddamn it, where's the hope for all of us??? Where's the justice? Just when you thought it *wasn't* all about the Benjamins, maybe it is after all, and who can face themselves in the morning knowing that? Inside of every girl, there's a place for Ben, and every guy knew he had a special spot inside J-Lo and now it's over and I just don't know how I'm going to carry on. How do we continue to debate the merits, or lack thereof, of String Cheese Incident when this whole relationship has gone to shit??? God bless you, Bennifer! It could have been great.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 hahaha, I didn't realize it was off. But now I thank the gods I'll never have to hear about it again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 I can't handle this news since I'm still trying to get over the break-up of Liza Minelli and David Gest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phred Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 JLo and BFleck are not getting married? I am truly saddened by this. I am crying. Wasn't the wedding yesterday? Does that mean it happened like right before they tried the knot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 It's strange how he kisses her without groping her ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinw Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 yeah, but we don't know where his other hand is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 I find it very creepy that she's got her own name scrawled across her ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 J-D'oh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 All I am going to miss is their tongue in cheek name, Bennifer. Frig, that just slays me everytime I see it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 I am shattered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 I don't want to talk about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 I'm just happy I don't have to shuttle Booche and Ben around anymore...finally, their love can bloom in the open!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Stoned Phillips: I find it very creepy that she's got her own name scrawled across her ass... I think she did that so they didn't mix up their pants in the morning-,"Damn you Bfleck, you're wearing my pants again!" I hear that's what led to the demise of their relationship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermontdave Posted September 16, 2003 Report Share Posted September 16, 2003 I refuse to believe this. 'Entertainment Tonight' just broke into a news report about some shit happening to someone else far away from here and said there's a chance they're just trying to throw off all of us fans from finding out ahead of time where the blessed event will take place. Keep the faith people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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