Kanada Kev Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Crazy list of fact checkin' from the debate last night!http://www.factcheck.org/elections-2008/factchecking_biden-palin_debate.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyak Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 I'd do her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 The Larry Flynt produced porno about Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin has found it's leading lady. The movie is now in pre-production under the name "Nailin' Paylin" and has been fast-tracked to arrive before the election in one month. TMZ says… The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!" There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes. The video is in pre-production.It's surprising that Flynt is going with well known porn stars, because they had this ad on Craigslist ("Looking for a Sarah Palin lookalike for an adult film to be shot in next 10 days. Major adult studio. Please send pix, stats etc. ASAP. Pay: $2000-3000. No anal required.") and experts on this sort of thing said ads like that are typically very successful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Great List of Palin Videos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Palin 'a disgrace to women': BardotFrench actress chastises U.S. vice-presidential candidateAgence France-PressePublished: Tuesday, October 07, 2008PARIS - French film icon turned activist Brigitte Bardot took a swipe at Sarah Palin on Tuesday, saying the U.S. vice-presidential candidate was a disgrace to women."I hope you lose these elections because that would be a victory for the world," Bardot wrote in an open letter to Republican John McCain's running mate in the November vote."By denying the responsibility of man in global warming, by advocating gun rights and making statements that are disconcertingly stupid, you are a disgrace to women and you alone represent a terrible threat, a true environmental catastrophe," wrote Bardot.The screen icon from the 1960s, who now heads an animal rights foundation, went on to assail Palin for supporting Arctic oil exploration that could jeoparize delicate animal habitats and for dismissing measures to protect polar bears."This shows your total lack of responsibility, your inability to protect or simply respect animal life," Bardot wrote.In a final salvo against Palin, the 74-year-old ex-star picked up on Palin's depiction of herself as a pitbull wearing lipstick and said she "implored" her not to compare herself to dogs."I know them well and I can assure you that no pitbull, no dog, nor any other animal for that matter is as dangerous as you are," Bardot wrote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 There's a place in Hell reserved for women who don't support other women. The problem is There is a special place in Hell reserved for women who don't help other women. [emphasis added] http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/05/palin-misquotes-albright_n_131967.html Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 In a final salvo against Palin, the 74-year-old ex-star picked up on Palin's depiction of herself as a pitbull wearing lipstick and said she "implored" her not to compare herself to dogs."I know them well and I can assure you that no pitbull, no dog, nor any other animal for that matter is as dangerous as you are," Bardot wrote. Nice!!Go Brigitte GO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 (edited) Wayy too funny:SarahPalinSingsStyle: ChristianJoined: September 22, 2008Last Sign In: 7 hours agoVideos Watched: 819Subscribers: 53Channel Views: 8,902http://2Girls1Cup2.comWHERE ARE THEY NOW? ...The Wasilla Singers were truly formed by God. All are members of the Wasilla Advent Christian Church, but only Alice was a member of the previous church choir. The choir performed every Sunday, but were local self-proclaimed missionaries, spreading their love of Jesus through song upon anyone they thought wanted to hear them.In March 1988, the choir were on a road trip to raise awareness of a disease that was running rampant, not only in Wasilla Alaska, but surrounding towns all the way to Achorage. They made a significant dent in the minds of their people, bringing facts and fear of the dreaded disease, Chlamydia. They named their tour, "Clap... Your Hands".Nearly completing the tour that they revamped for the holidays called "Clap... for Christmas", tragedy struck. On their way to bring support to the brave men at the Petersville Cryobank Clinic, their short bus hit a family of Moose, and spun off into the lake.Sadly, an accordion was wedged into the front door, and an obese choir member tried to get out the back first and got stuck. The choir was trapped, and all died. They were found a week later when the church realized they were not subjected to hearing them sing on the following Sunday.Alice, a member of the choir, was not on the bus that day. She was at Wasilla High School dealing with her son that got suspended for making glory-holes in all the boy's bathroom stalls. Stuck with her son at home, she heard of the news of her choir, and exclaimed "Glory to God!", and thanked Jesus for the inspiration to form a more organized musical message in tribute to her sunken friends.It was the following Sunday that Alice had led a sermon in honor of the choir members. With this free block of time, the congregation were trying to figure out what and who she was talking about. After violently speaking in tongues on the altar, she wiped the sweat and tears from her face, breasts and cracks, and pleaded to the people in the pews to sing with her. She announced she wanted to start a new choir. A rather excited young man named Barry skipped to the stage and exclaimed, "Fabulous! ... Can we dance too?!" ... it was with those words that the Wasilla SIngers were created. Alice considered it a resurrection of her choir, while Barry saw it as a way to start designing sets.Barry took over soon after, and Alice was put in a more backstage role. In a matter of days, Barry had already produced a show with five women, and his roommate, Jonathan by his side. Their church Christmas show was saved. They were an instant hit, people were laughing and joyous every Sunday, and soon they were on their way to neighborhood stardom!Among the five ladies was a young Sarah Palin. Her voice stood out to Barry, and he gave her a few duo, and occasional solo performances. Her dancing prowess and beauty pageant experience was not overlooked, and she worked with Barry and Jonathan with a lot of the choreography.The popular Alaskan Christian music group actually recorded two independent local albums, "God Is My Nourishment" 1992 and "Singing for Jesus" 1995 (where she has the solo song "Jesus Is Inside Me" and plays her flute). There was also a tape made for young children of the Wasilla Advent Christian Church called "Tongues 4 Toddlers" 1990.Barry and Jonathan left the Wasilla Singers and the Advent Christian Church in 2001. It was revealed that the two men have been in a long-term relationship since early 2000. They recently tied the knot in California with other gay couples. Ironically, the same ceremony which included George Takei (Star Trek's "Sulu"!).Eve, the younger blonde woman had veered from Jesus and began a life of prostitution. The only performance she would occasionally be hired to do was with a donkey... and it was not a nativity scene. It appears that she had become quite addicted to methamphetamine and could not support her addiction, so she skimmed her trick pay, and hid it in a condom in her buttocks. Unfortunately, during a random cavity search from her Pimp, the stash was discovered, and she was immediately terminated.Alice, the forming member of the Wasilla Singers, committed suicide on August 29, 2008 soon after hearing Sarah Palin was nominated to be Vice President. There had always been an underlying feeling of jealously. She always rumored that Sarah was working for the Anti-Christ. People around her just passed her off as psychotic. She did leave a suicide note written in the back of her bible. The only words written were "I know where the bridge goes. Beware of the bridge!".On a more happy note, Susan and Gertrude are essentially the only active members of the group. They formed a duo-act that turned into a type of variety show. They are alive and well today, and perform a regular act that involves items like ping-pong balls, balloons, maple syrup, cotton candy and those huge twisted lollipops. They are famously known as "The Sticky Ball Girls", and are still one of the biggest attractions in Wasilla, AK!Sarah, has been busy pumping out babies, and making her babies have babies. She is steadfast at making sure everyone continues to breed, and is vigilant against any woman that is even considering making a choice for herself. Sarah is determined to do anything she has to do, including exploiting the elderly to obtain authority over all vaginas in the United States.Sarah has proposed the banning of condoms, tying tubes, the rhythm method or anything that prevents an abundant amount of offspring. There are also plans to make and improve fertility medications for all ages, and always over the counter. If she becomes Vice President, she will immediately work on fun ideas such as Flintstones Chewable Clomiphene, and including Serophene candy as prizes in children's breakfast cereal. Edited October 8, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 to obtain authority over all vaginas in the United States.Not a bad plan IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Not sure if this article should be here or in Rich Stadium! Palin set to drop puck at Philadelphia NHL game PHILADELPHIA (AP)—Sarah Palin’s next faceoff will come at center ice at an NHL arena, not at a debate.The GOP vice presidential nominee will drop the ceremonial first puck when the Philadelphia Flyers open the regular season against the New York Rangers on Saturday. Palin, the Alaska governor and self-described “hockey mom,†will join the winner of a team promotion for the “Ultimate Hockey Mom†to drop the puck.Last month, Palin visited a Philadelphia bar with Flyers owner Ed Snider, who has donated money to Republican presidential nominee John McCain’s campaign.“Because of the tremendous amount of publicity she has brought to our sport, we invited the most popular hockey mom in North America to our home opener to help us get our season started,†Snider said in a team statement Wednesday. “We are very excited she has accepted our offer and we are very proud of the publicity she is generating for hockey moms and the sport of hockey.â€The team will award all hockey moms entered into the contest with a free “puck-er peach†lipstick and four tickets to a hockey game of the Flyers’ minor league affiliate, the Philadelphia Phantoms. The winner will appear on the ice with Palin for opening faceoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 P U K E ! If there's yet another reason to hate the Flyers, this is IT! I wish a season of failure for Ed Snider's team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted October 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Isn't she gonna get booed something fierce? It is Philly after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Belive it or not, Philly is very Republican, the movement had roots there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted October 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Belive it or not, Philly is very Republican, the movement had roots there.Yeah but this is the city that booed Santa Claus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Stick her in the penalty box and let the fans at her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 That game is on Saturday night. I've got the NHL package so I'll PVR the game to see if she gets booed or not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 She gives a bad name to Hockey Moms (and Pitbulls too!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 sorry if this has been posted before. i don't want to kill any brain cells sifting through a thread about this dumbass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 i like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Just remember: REAL WOMEN HUNT MOSE! I love some of the comments too: Real women dont charge others for rape kits! A more accurate way, in her case, is to say: "REAL WOMEN HUNT MOOSE, FROM HELICOPTER"! Mooselini The only way to spell "appalling" is with palin. Palin pro-life? Tell that to the moose! And, to the polar bears and wolf cubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 It looks like at least one moose-hunting real woman also walks around without her wedding ring on.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Nice observation!!! I guess it conveys to some voters that there's still a 'chance' that she's available Others have noted when she's not in front of national cameras, she doesn't wear a US flag pin, but a big "Alaska First, Alaska Always" pin (wonder if that was a gift from the Secessionists) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 What's with the huge band-aid on her palm... yuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 What's with the huge band-aid on her palm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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