Booche Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 Here is one that might help.1 - The LARGE selection on the washing maching doesnt mean it's used solely because you are putting in big clothes. It's for large amounts of clothing. How was I supposed to know that? This shit aint easy boys and dont worry if your wife laughs at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slavetothegroove Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I sure as hell laughed at you, out loud, a serious LOL. Did you honestly do that because that's really really funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 Dead honour and I thought that for years. Who knew it meant the amount of water going into the washing machine? Not me!But I am simply looking for the input from others because I am sure there are more lessons to be learned here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 (edited) One thing I've learned over the years is never mess with your woman's tupperware. If she makes you lunch and sends you off with tupperware, be sure as fuck to bring it back home with you at the end of the day. Trust me. Edited October 30, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 Make sure you bring back the cover too.Don't mess with your wifes tupperware if she allows to take it out of the house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 Dead honour and I thought that for years. Who knew it meant the amount of water going into the washing machine? Not me!But I am simply looking for the input from others because I am sure there are more lessons to be learned here.Now I know why my washing machine was selected for large when Booche was here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Wow. Just wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 I think the best rule is to never wash your woman's clothes if you don't know how to read the care instructions.I'm a big guy and ladies' clothes tend to look small to me shrunken or not.Don't ever make the mistake of shrinking their undies, even if the idea sounds tempting fellas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 I think the best rule is to never wash your woman's clothes if you don't know how to read the care instructions.I'm a big guy and ladies' clothes tend to look small to me shrunken or not. Don't ever make the mistake of shrinking their undies, even if the idea sounds tempting fellas. Basher learned this one the hard way last week...while I appreciate him doing the laundry, cashmere never goes in the washing machine!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 One thing I've learned over the years is never mess with your woman's tupperware.Damn straight brother.Especially dont use 'said' tupperware for your stash without asking first. That shit will fuCk you up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 And if you wash your woman's clothes and are unsure about drying certain items, just hang them to dry. Oh yeah, making the bed earns plenty of easy brownie-points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForbinHood Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 If she is pregnant and says " sure hun, go to the hockey game with your friend"DON"T GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Make every effort not to pass out on the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmelbatoast Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Make every effort not to pass out on the toilet. To go along with this one:Don't ever fall down drunk in the washroom and break the toilet seat with your face while she is having a dinner party for her friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Stoned Phillips wears Cashmere Panties! Now that's extreme comfort! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Don't drink out of the milk carton, for the love of god. Or at least do it when she's not home. Pour a glass.Hit the toilet bowl too! If you have to, turn the light on during the middle of the night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 I've learned that some bras get warped or melt in the dryer. Just hang those on the clothesline to be safe. BTW: I'm glad this thread is about helpful tips for spouses. I thought it was just another chance to flash this picture again: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 1 - The LARGE selection on the washing maching doesnt mean it's used solely because you are putting in big clothes. It's for large amounts of clothing.Don't ever call me dumb again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 i do what i want. whatta buncha losers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 when she tells you to never ever turn on the oven or stove past midnight on a saturday night understand that it's for the greater good and safety of all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 If you've only got one TV in the house....Get a PVR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 a lighter is not an effective way to remove hair from a (plastic) brush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 NEVER question the duration, location or necessity of "get ready" time. It's simply not negotiable and to assume it may be is almost as dumb as thinking the large setting on the washer is for patchwork overalls only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 (edited) a turkey baster isn't really a sex toy Edited October 31, 2008 by Guest however Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Jesus Barrett, that reminds me:A casserole dish is for food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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