Velvet Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 phorbesie has said several times that she may just have a heart attack when Phish hits the stage Friday and I almost believe her. If she died 'cuz I didn't know how to save her it would put a real damper on the Saturday and Sunday shows, so what does one do to help a heart attack victim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Take more molly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Don't put crackers in their mouth. Apparently you aren't supposed to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 pour $12 beers on them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mung Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 scalp ther tikcets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancingbear Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 call for help/911, call for defibrillator, give aspirin to be chewed, nitroglycerin if available. the key is not to confuse nitroglycerin with nitrous oxide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 of course an actual doctor has to come along and ruin the fun with some sound advice! :smirk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted March 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Exactly the advice I was looking for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 oh man, this kind of hits home, sorry to be a downer, but a co-worker had a heart attack at work the other day. A couple of my other co workers performed CPR on him and brought him back. Unfortunatley he didn't make it but the heroic actions of my brothers bought the man enough time to see his wife again. I hope to never go through something like that again but it goes to show how important CPR training is. If you haven't got it, GET IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Well, you're giving her an injection of adrenalin straight to her heart. But she's got a breast plate in front of her heart, so you gotta pierce through that. So what you gotta do is bring the needle down in a stabbing motion. If you want the needle to pierce through to her heart, you gotta stab her hard. Then once you do, push down on the plunger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 thanks dancing bear, i was reading the other posts and thought "well i guess i'm f%ked" i might actually take some valium before the show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Well, you're giving her an injection of adrenalin straight to her heart. But she's got a breast plate in front of her heart, so you gotta pierce through that. So what you gotta do is bring the needle down in a stabbing motion. If you want the needle to pierce through to her heart, you gotta stab her hard. Then once you do, push down on the plunger. For a more elaborate and dramatic explanation, see "Pulp Fiction" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 thanks dancing bear, i was reading the other posts and thought "well i guess i'm f%ked" i might actually take some valium before the show where do you get valium in the states??? can you bring it back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Q: Where do you get valium in the states, when attending Phish in Hampton? A: Next door to anywhere.I mean seriously? And no you can't bring it back.....Its a prescription drug that you clearly don't have a script for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 how 'bout some oxy then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 ......really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomouse Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 First things first in first aid...'shake and shout'if you get a smile all's well and just wait for recovery!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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