Kanada Kev Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 http://www.thisisfreakingridiculous.com/tifr/2009/6/15/comfort-wipe-the-first-improvement-to-toilet-paper-since-the.html Comfort Wipe - The First Improvement To Toilet Paper Since The 1880sDateMonday, June 15, 2009 at 10:50AMHate the grueling effort that goes into wiping your ass the old fashion way? These people have come up with an 18 inch rod to assist that giraffe shaped body of yours. Finally I can have my dignity back!I sure hope they offer an extendable travel baton for when I'm out on the town! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Does the whole family share 1 comfort wipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Endoresed by Kevin Smith. How could you go wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 worst. invention. ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 the alternative uses are practically endless ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Wooly Mammoth Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 how come they don't show it in action? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 This is part of a line of products for the obese. Pardon the puns, but it's a huge group of people that grows larger all the time. They skirt around it but the people who need it know who they are.It's the start of wall-e. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 That is seriously messed up! Who's got my heady shit stick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 for those that can't afford a bidet?I wish I had an ass-fountain. That would be exhilirating. Unlike this strange looking thing that might get lost in heavy scrubbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnt Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Thank goodness, I can really use that extra 18 inches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted June 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 My Failed Attempt to Return a Broken 'Comfort Wipe' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 I wish I had an ass-fountain. That would be exhilirating. HRF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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