Guest Low Roller Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Less than an hour ago Tiger Woods delivered a press conference with about as much emotion as a quarterly stock report at a shareholders meeting. Which let's be honest, was entirely what it was. Here are some of the highlights:- Elin Woods was not there proving her moral code stops somewhere between gold-digging and prop wife.- But Tiger's mommy was there making me feel encouraged that my own mother will be at my press conference whenever somebody finds all the hookers I've been with. (Hint: Don't look in the landfill.)- A bunch of cold, dead words read by an unfeeling robot programmed for golfing and fucking.- Some deflection about the paparazzi following his daughter to school. Because Tiger Woods just became famous in November.- Money and fame made Tiger feel entitled to an unlimited pussy buffet. As it should, commie.- Elin never attacked Tiger. EVER. Now everyone nod their head in agreement. She's perched in the ceiling of the foyer like a ninja.- A bunch of crap about being a role model to kids then saving them with his magic golf powers.- Me realizing Tiger Woods somehow pulled off making Chris Brown's YouTube apology to Rihanna look sincere.I'm sure I'm missing a few points, but this thing was like taking two Xanax then listening to your grandfather describe toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 YAWWWWWNNN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 There were Vegas lines on some potential admissions yesterday....Elin to no show was a 5-8 favorite, while Tiger retiring from golf was 100-1.What a fucked up world we live in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 " this thing was like taking two Xanax then listening to your grandfather describe toast."I just stole that for use in the Cavern. Wicked timing. I was trying to figure out how to say what I wanted to say but that says it perfectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 I saw the post and I approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 I like how he exonerated Elin from any blame when most people think she's the hero in this story.The random steroid denial was odd too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Oh good. Nike has accepted Tiger Woods' apology and are prepared to make billions off of his likeness again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 The only thing he's sorry for is getting caught. The guy is a great golfer ... and a douchebag. Wait, he couldn't even get out of that press conference without grabbing some ho and making out with her: Tiger making out oh wait, is that his MOM??? Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 THIS is fucking funny ... this is one fucked up world somedays: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 that's not real is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 that's not real is it?As real as Tiger's love for the dirty pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Yes he is sorry he got caught.He would still be doing the same thing if he hadn't been caught.As for porn Star he doesn't need to apologize to her.She deserved what she got knowing he was married and had children.I have no sympathy here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 I'm boycotting all Nike products. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 (edited) New PETA ad http://www.clickorlando.com/news/22658990/detail.html# Edited February 25, 2010 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigger Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 He should be on the Strokedone clinic plan . Good luck little buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Good news. Chris Brown has Tiger Woods' back! Now there's a strong moral barometer who you want associated with the disgraced sports icon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 (edited) The new ad from Nike. Bizarre. WTF? By the way, Tiger's dad died in 2006!!! Edited April 8, 2010 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Worst image rehabilitation campaign ever. It just gets weirder and weirder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 I like it. They had to address the issue. I hope Tiger kicks some serious ass this week and weekend. I will be racing home to catch his back nine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Personally, Im astounded at how quickly he's getting back at it. I assumed he would stay out of the spot light for a really long time (lord knows I would), especially after his text messages leaked where he asked the girl if he could pee on her (assuming they're legit, which I kinda half to/want to). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Apparently he banged his neighbour's 21 year old daughter as well.This dude's autobiography will be more explicit than Motley Crue's at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 I will be racing home to catch his back nine. That's what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 I'll pee on you, Hal, if that's what you're getting at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Good luck to KJ and Kuchar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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