Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 Edward Young and Co.Your smile warms my belly soOld Sam done me good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 Beer is in the carUgliest V neck everHope to be standing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 Vodka martiniSo elegant and classyPavement tastes like rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Graduation danceAll the girls dressed to the nines'Never drink again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 mmmmmm single malt scotchI cradle you on my tongueSure I love you, Babe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Oh Gentleman JackClassy like a bolo tieShake hands with herpes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 6-0-6 PaddockAle suppose it's not just meThis beer is ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Fuller's London PrideIn the pub across the street.Must I stay at work? :chug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Drank beer really fastUgliest V neck everFell in bar again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Didnt stay at work.Had a couple London Prides.Ready for some more. :chug: :chug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau. Posted December 31, 2011 Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 grasshoppers hop fastyou can hold them in your handgo fuck yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 grasshoppers hop fastyou can hold them in your handgo fuck yourselfclear winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted December 31, 2011 Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 I'd like to see Davey Boy do a live performance of all of these. Boozed up of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarinGarage Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 drank too much last night.house smells like stale beer and smokestry not to throw up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Drank beer really fastUgliest V neck everFell in bar againlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarinGarage Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 want to get real drunkbut james drank all the liquorpassed out on the couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarinGarage Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 want to get real drunk cant drink red stripe fast enough go to sleep sober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartamophone Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Beers and beers all nightStill don't think I'm drunk enoughHave you seen my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic ChrisC Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 Put your haikus to good use.Win Bronze Passes! The TD Ottawa International Jazz Festival is giving away two Bronze passes to a creative soul ($350 value). The 2012 Festival features some of the finest musical talent from around the world, and this is your chance to see as much of it as possible. Simply submit a haiku poem inspired by jazz, the Festival or anything loosely related, to evan@ottawajazzfestival.com to enter the draw. Winner will be announced via facebook and twitter March 25. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted March 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 Lawn chair army swellsApplause after each solo,Reading newspaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 go to the big treeit's where all the hippies hangand inhale deeply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted March 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 Noisy Gold Pass zoneYou don't know shit about jazzI'll have a spritzer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 elvis costellocatch this fancy soccer shirti throw like a girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted March 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 Nerdy music geeksConnect under starry skyNo-one's getting laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted March 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) Dancing at JazzfestRubber ball & Hendrix prepnot necessary Edited March 15, 2012 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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