Daniel Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 I would give winter a nice punch in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shainhouse Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 I'd go roshambo with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 I'd tear its fuckin throat out,chew on it and spit it out. I had to work outside all week 75 ft up hydro towers in this shit.(Stiil have 8 weeks outside to go too.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 the bitter cold winter kinda reminds me of norah's poon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon. Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 you talking about norah jones? cos' i'm listening to the cd now and i have to say .... its awesome. man i feel old...and drunk...and high... heading towards dawn, jon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 no, daniel's milf mamma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 welcome to Canada people (winter lover here) though its certainly no weather for working outside in... 3 layers of long underwear don't cut it when its -30 out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shainhouse Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 Daniel's mom is hot? go on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blane Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 I've heard that it's brutally cold over there. do tell. About 8 degrees in Geneva, but I haven't seen a ray of sunshine since last saturday and can't remember the last time we had a rain-free day. Oh winter, let me count the ways in which you suck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 ... i'd throw a big snowball at its head and say "how do you like that???". then i'd shower it in parking tickets, let it experience the joy of climbing into a freezing cold car, tell it to ease up a bit & then thank it for keeping my beer cold without a refrigerator (although i'd ask it to find that fine line between nicely chilled & exploding frosty beer freeze all over the place). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 quote: Originally posted by PalacePrincess: ... i'd throw a big snowball at its head and say "how do you like that???". then i'd shower it in parking tickets, let it experience the joy of climbing into a freezing cold car, tell it to ease up a bit & then thank it for keeping my beer cold without a refrigerator (although i'd ask it to find that fine line between nicely chilled & exploding frosty beer freeze all over the place). I think that's the wrong approach: remember, Winter likes it cold. Its purpose is to create cold weather, skin-freezing winds, snow, and ensuring frustration. Throwing a snowball at Winter would be like punishing Bill Gates by making him play Windows Solitaire all day. No, a better approach would be to throw some heat Winter's way: whip out the hair drier, turn on the UV lamps, fire up the grill, whatever: roast his hoary countenance! Alternately, you could try to frustrate Winter: stand on your porch, grilling up some steaks, with a cold beer in your hand; set up a patio table with a parasol, start blasting Beach Boys music, and play volleyball in your back yard; steadfastly refuse to shovel your driveway*; starve the rock-salt companies of their misery-driven profit margins; drive a convertible with the top down; quote temperatures in Fahrenheit, so they seem warmer. With your help, we can mount a serious challenge to Winter's glove-wrapped grip on us; without it, we're relegated to months and months of living in misery, seemingly-forever wishing of sunshine and warmth to come... Aloha, Brad * Which I have done for the last three winters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 ah ha ha ha ha, brad, you slay me! the parasol was such a nice touch! make bill gates play solitaire?! heehee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kung Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 ... I thought you were going to ask if winter were a person who would it be? William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikey d Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 id give him the musollini treatment and hang him by his feet with piano wire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 Kung - I couldn't agree more, but I really didn't think about it. I guess I'm a winter fan then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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