MarcO Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Musicface Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 ...they post an open-ended statement to an Internet message board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shainhouse Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 They drink gin and milk accidentally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 when you realize that nice ass you just pinched in your drunken stupor at the bar wasnt even your girlfriends then you realize how much harder your girlfriend can slap you compared to the pinched girl or maybe thers a time when you realize that you arent a kid anymore and its time to settle down, have kids, blow up your tv, and move to the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted January 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 ...you find yourself being helped onto a horse but somehow you find yourself facing the wrong way, a horse tail whipping violently in the wind. People laugh at you. And then the great four-legged beast passively unloads a vigorous load onto the pavement of your elementary school yard in front of all your grade-7 classmates. You slip off the horse in a panic and see that some people are crying and screaming and one boy has thrown up. The girl you've had an ego-deflating crush on for ages is in tears and it's her dad that owns the horse. Then you sit at a computer and recall this at age 29 like it was yesterday and you can still smell the fumes of that damn horse's breakfast drifting by your mind's nose. You begin to think it may be why you drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 they go over to MarcO's place for a nitrous orgy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 MarcO - you're a gem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 You stop worrying about what your family thinks about you, what teachers and friends and complete strangers think about you and start living your own damn life. When you find comfort in your skin and happiness in your accomplishments and abilities. Maybe that's just me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 you drink 2 litres of red wine and puke a vibrant shade of purple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitidiot Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 when you wake up befor noon for no apparent reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 You are partying and pick up the bottle of beer you "thought" you were drinking, take a swig............ Only to realize it is filled with butts and ashes. Happened to me for the first time in my life on New Years Eve at 40 Main. Not pleasant! Sean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 .....when they realize the truth. quote: Time is an ocean but it ends at the shore You may not see me tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 ... one must eat. Mmmmmmmmmmmm... chicken salad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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