Heady Epic Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Heady Epic has had enough! Dont even think Heady is "done", he is just getting started. What is going on in here? I leave you chiquitas alone for a few days, and the bunk gets busted out. I havent seen so much flippin' since Berkfest last year when these down and out Wooks were selling high powdered pcp hits they stole but called it molly. You people are acting like you are watching the trees melt whilst getting swallowed by the devil's mound of lava. Have any of you custies ever tripped out before? That is some scary and real shit, not this trustafarian cry-baby toe-jam smelling donkey dung I am reading. What about this Kung loving cock, Deke being a dick and the String Cheese Craptaculars? There is too much sexual tension with that crew, I dont even know if I want to touch their subject. I thought the internet was a place where people came to bitch about concerts and movies and to share pornography? You two stupids are turning it into a new stupid soap opera on the stupid box called The Young And The Stupid. What if one day Kung and Deke are macking some hoes...and one of them says "Ooo I wanna suck those guys dicks off...whats your names? Kung and Deke?", *recognize*. And then, the other one says "Ohh I read on the Interent that you guys are a bunch of little fucking jerkoffs." Then they go and suck 2 other guys dicks off. Well fuck that. You got to put a stop to these hateful sons of a bitches before they ruin your good name. Stop acting like pussies you two, or you aint getting none and put down the bong, you just smoked yourself stupid. And who is Dr Hux and Mrs Hux? Are they husband and wife in a band like some sort of jello version of the much over-travelled Highway Freeker? Could that ugly dude in a gay vest really get a chick that hot? Could he be stupid enough to post pictures he has taken of his own wife in the Ultimate Heady Pose? Let me tell you something Mrs Hux, come to the Heady-side. You are too fine to be wastin' time on that guy cause he is going to be one of those ponch-bellied middle-aged bald dudes that leaves you alone with three kids when he finally decides to tell the world he likes the stiff rod up his rich chocolate ass. The only thing steady about Heady is the steady stream of ladies coming in and out of my room, there aint no time to be jealous or envious. Take what you get, and give what you take cause it is better to have made love to Heady, than to not have. Dont worry, we'll fuck too cause I be the smooth pimp that loves the pussy. If we as a whole become anything, most of you could only hope for littering and...littering and... littering - and smoking the reefer. Noinch, noinch, noinch, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beer but dont forget the rubbers. I am expecting you jaded fucks to boo, groan or hiss since it's all I am seeing around here. Felix the cat wasnt just a cool cat. One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But, the next week, he did it again--different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And, I says to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing?! You know you're just going to get this cat stuck in your ass, too." And, he said to me, "Heady, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" I don't care if you're from Hamilton, Ottawa or the west coast cause we're all on this shit-hole together and you're all headier for having listened to me ramble on like I was lickin' ala maestro on Pam Grier's glitter box making her tremolovibrata before she chopped that white cops dick off. I fucking lost my train of thought. "$15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand, and if that money doesn't show, than you owe me, owe me, owe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....... ahhhhhhhh....... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... too much.....wayyyyyy too much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 I listen to someone who has "heady" in their name or uses the word "heady" like I listen to SCI or phish. Next time break the prozac in half or lay off the crack pipe,whichever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Well I stand corrected, I think this is the funniest post of the year. Lovin' the kevin smith references... "The internet? What the fuck's the internet?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 I GOTS to know who you are! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Heady Epic LOOOVES the COCK!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 You know what Dr. Hux? Heady Epic is absolutely right, I can't be with you in that way, besides...I've always had a crush on our guitar player anyways. And please HP, It's Ms. Hux, not Mrs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 You had one thing right in the thread title... You definatley are a "whiney bitch" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 [wiping a tear from my eyes} beautiful, just beautiful. I'm having an awful day but that just made it good. Thank you, heady epic. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 quote: the Ultimate Heady Pose lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 well...Ms.Hux, our marriage was just a cover for Kung and me anyways, I guess it's out now... Kungy-poo?? you there hon...?? I'll be home a little late tonight, I'm going for a wax after work, warm the bidet up for me, will you? hmmm? (not that there's anything wrong with that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/\/illy Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Wow. Bravo! Now, that's entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 i give it a B, coulda been better, but not by much. i swear i saw this guy at a phish show selling Headier Then Thou Teeshirts and asking for a schwill off my sierra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Sierra is crap beer. Fuckin wookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Musicface Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 quote:Originally posted by Dr. Huxtable: well...Ms.Hux, our marriage was just a cover for Kung and me anyways, I guess it's out now...Dude, isn't there some sort of law about marrying your own clone? I'm calling that Martin guy, he'll straighten this out with some kind of public commission and quick election, I'm sure... we'll get to the bottom of this! - M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 quote: Originally posted by Esau: Sierra is crap beer. Fuckin wookie. dude thats the wookies first line of defence,,, if you see someone on phish lot not saying sierra is the dankest hesdiest brew out there,,, theyre a narc. i like #9 by magic hat better then sierra, but its a tight race. fat tire is fucking excellent beer but its only out west, colorado and furthur out west Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 lol i have to say i loved the first one better, but this was still very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze-0 Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 I love that VAN Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 Finally the return of Heady Epic, and just in time. Here to shit on our necks and point out all our foibles. God bless you Heady for telling us what to think, takes all the pressure off of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon. Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 Thank god for Heady Epic..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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