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Suicide Is Painless (the theme from M*A*S*H)

Music by Johnny Mandel Lyrics by Mike Altman

Through early morning fog I see

visions of the things to be

the pains that are withheld for me

I realize and I can see...

[REFRAIN]:

that suicide is painless

It brings on many changes

and I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make

all our little joys relate

without that ever-present hate

but now I know that it's too late, and...

[REFRAIN]

The game of life is hard to play

I'm gonna lose it anyway

The losing card I'll someday lay

so this is all I have to say.

[REFRAIN]

The only way to win is cheat

And lay it down before I'm beat

and to another give my seat

for that's the only painless feat.

[REFRAIN]

The sword of time will pierce our skins

It doesn't hurt when it begins

But as it works its way on in

The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

[REFRAIN]

A brave man once requested me

to answer questions that are key

is it to be or not to be

and I replied 'oh why ask me?'

[REFRAIN]

'Cause suicide is painless

it brings on many changes

and I can take or leave it if I please.

...and you can do the same thing if you please.

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The Hippy Shake

Lyrics:

For goodness sake,

I've got the hippy hippy shake.

I've got the shake,

oh the hippy hippy shake.

Oo I can't keep still

with the hippy hippy shake.

I get my fill

with that hippy hippy shake.

Oo my babe,

auw the hippy hippy shake.

Well now you shake it to the left,

you shake it to the right.

Do the hippy shake shake

with all of your might.

And you shake.

Oh you shake.

Oo my babe.

Auw the hippy hippy shake.

Well now you shake it to the left,

you shake it to the right.

Do the hippy shake shake

with all of your might.

And you shake.

Yes you shake.

Oo my babe.

Auw the hippy hippy shake.

Au the hippy hippy shake.

Yeah the hippy hippy shake.

Oh yeah.

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