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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ASK ME ANYTHING

You: do you think a pirate ever got in trouble for taking the term "poop deck" literally?

Stranger: oh my lol

Stranger: i think maybe perhaps!

You: maybe or perhaps

You: pick one

You: quickly

Stranger: ....

Stranger: i cant take the pressure

Stranger: AGH

You have disconnected.

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I don't think I could spend much time on that site, but I gave it a go for a laugh...

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi how are you?

You: struggling

You: I don't have much time

Stranger: I don't understand?

You: I have to clean up the blood

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: buddy the elf

Stranger: whats ur favorite color?

You: depends on what I'm wearing

Stranger: orly?

You: I'm gonna say deep red

You: but often blues and greens.

Stranger: thats hot

You: I could take it off if you want

Stranger: sounds good to me ;)

You: alright. hairy pink it is.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: Hey

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 35

You: ASL

Stranger: South Carolina, 41 year old male

You: No shit I wiped out a family of 5 all except for the father

Stranger: Holy crap is your name "The South Carolina Mangler"

You: Yeah that's me :)

Stranger: Fuck man, you slaughtered my whole family and left me alone crying masturbating with my own tears as lube.

You: Well shit man, that's family murdering for ya!

Stranger: ha ha, I suppose that's how it works.

Stranger: Did you have to strangle my pregnant wife with her own bra though?

You: Well that's the business my friend.

Stranger: LOL, I suppose it is. If you ever find yourself in NC again drop in for potatoe salad and good conversation without raping and killing my whole family.

You: I make no promises (wink)

sidenote: small world eh?

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