Hal Johnson

I was born in the same town as Allan Thicke, so I feel a connection there.

When's someone gonna post the top 11 ways to be the fun guy at the office already?

This one guy comes up to me and has conversations with me that hes already started with himself, moments earlier. All I get is something like this: MArcel: So how am I supposed to get the potatoes down without a ladder? Me: Marcel, man, you gotta start from the beginning or I have no idea what your talking about. Then he lapses in to a long boring story about how his potatoes got on the roof and how someone has done him wrong by not leaving him a ladder. Happens all the time with him. I cant say it really annoys me though, I find it pretty amusing. Oh well. And DEM, I was one of those students, but I always had the better sense not to argue my grades.

Fill in the dots to make a picture - like Mike Seaver did on Growing Pains. Seriously though, good luck Sarah.

At least Im not in denial over my dual loyalty-ness. Dont make me find numerous examples of you being a gigantic Senator fan on the sly there Mr. Booche.

You think its easy being a Hab/Leaf fan? I loathe these nights! Usually Ill go for whoever needs the points more, but tonight its both. So fuck. Just have to get stoned and drunk and see which way the wind blows I guess. And KEv, I think you and I should start a support group for suckers like us. Our mantra could be something like, "Well, at least we arent Senator fans."

Agreed. F the shootout.

Thats funny. Im not too big on Steve Simmons, but he hit the nail on the head there. Fuckin JFJ, what a tool. I can only imagine what Ponikorovsky would get from him if he were a free agent. What a stupid idiot. Just plain thoughtless. ::enter Jaimoe to say how great of a player Tucker is and how important he is to the team:: Anyway, big game tonight for both my teams. Best scenario - shootout.

Has anyone else seen this? I watched the whole series last night and it was awesome! I highly recommend it. Id write a review, but it might dissuade people on account of me being a knob. Oh, and thanks to Max Webster for lending it to us! Heres a link to something about it: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/prehistoric_life/tv_radio/wwcavemen/

Rumour has it that there is a benefit concert coming up in Woodstock soon, headlined by none other than Helix. Ill talk to my people at work today and see about the deets.

Ya know, its good, but not as good as Jack and Dianne's version. TIM!!! We have rules here!

Yes?

Theme: S and M 1. Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops 2. Rolling Stones - Brown Sugar 3. Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down 4. Devo - Whip It 5. The Genitorturers - Pleasure in Restraint 6. Green Day - Dominated Love Slave 7. Depeche Mode - Master & Servent 8. Hurt So Good - John Cougar Melonhead 9.2 LIVE CREW - S and M 10. 11. 12.

Songs about The Devil: 1. Drive-By Truckers - Where The Devil Don't Stay 2. Bruce Springsteen - Devils & Dust 3. Beck - Satan gave me a Taco 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.

Wow. Thats too cool. Thanks Dr J!

I bitched about this from day one. But I still want my check. Were just about out of both popcorn AND beer.

Ohh man, is it gonna be epic once it comes out.

Theme: Songs with a rhyme in the title 1. Little Feat - Rocket in my Pocket 2. Merle Haggard - Okie from Muskogee 3. Shirley Ellis - The Name Game 4. Stompin Tom - Bud the Spud 5. Frank Zappa - I'm the Slime 6. Chinga Chavin - Asshole From El Paso 7. English Beat - Whine & Grine 8. Hal Johnson - Stoner with a Boner (currently unreleased) 9. 10. 11. 12.

Happy b-lated, sorry we couldnt be there. Im sure you guys managed to have fun anyhow! CHEERS!!

No. Get bent.

Anyone know how much this is?

Theme: Songs about birds. 1. Beatles - And Your Bird Can Sing 2. Genesis - Dodo 3. Rheostatics - Little Bird, Little Bird 4. The Eels - Birdgirl On A Cell Phone 5. Engelbert Humperdinck - Lesbian Seagull 6. Prince - When Doves Cry 7. Wings - Bluebird 8. Ween - Little Birdy 9. Leonard Cohen - Bird On The Wire 10. John Denver - I am an Eagle 11. 12.

Theme: Songs about the future. 1. Radiohead- Palo Alto 2. King Crimson - 21st Century Schizoid Man 3. Blues Traveler - 100 Years 4. Prince - 1999 5. John Prine - Living in the Future 6. Charnin/Strauss - (The Sun'll Come Out) Tomorrow (Annie) 7. Louis Armstrong - I'll Be Glad When You're Dead, You Rascal You 8. Leonard Cohen - The Future 9. Neil Diamond - Headed for the Future 10. Curtis Mayfield - Future Shock 11. Prince - The Future (Batman Soundtrack) 12. Beatles - Tomorrow never knows New Theme: Songs stuck in your head today 1.Blind Melon - Galaxy

With Catphish's selection added... 1. Blind Melon - Car Seat (God's Presents) 2. Bob Dylan - The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll 3. The Codetalkers - Threw the Body in the Lake 4. Drive-By Truckers - Sink Hole 5. Trad. - Banks of the Ohio 6. Aerosmith - Janie's Got a Gun 7. Tom Waits - Murder in the Red Barn 8. Jimi Hendrix Experience - Hey Joe 9. Johnny Cash-Long Black Veil 10. Johnny Cash - Delia's Gone 11. Nick Cave - Where the Wild Roses Grow 12. Violent Femmes - Country Death Song Songs to hump to: 1.Beck - Deborah

Yaaaa, Boyyyy!!! Habs are fucked , eh guys? Still some time left to turn it around though. Theres not many teams outside of Florida or Jersey that Les Canadiens should be scared of. When on, they can skate with the best of em.