Two Twin Brothers die when there house caves in, and the one brother awakes at the beautiful Pearly gates of Heaven and is welcomed with open arms, so he walks around for a couple days and, notices there is no sign of his brother at all, so he ask's God, "God Where is my Brother I havent seen him anywhere here?" "Ah, My son, You havent seen your brother here because he has gone to hell" Said God. "God I Love my Brother soo much and I would like to see him and at least say good bye" the Brother replied So God sends the brother to hell for half a hour to say his good byes and such. When the brother arrives He is shocked! He sees his brother laying back on a lawn chair, with a frosty beer in hand and Beautiful Naked Women running and dancing around everywheres! So he walks over and starts talking to his brother, not understanding any of what is happening around him, He asks his brother " Hey while Im here Why dont you pass me a beer" So the second brother tosses a cold beer from the icy cooler and the first brother says "What the Heck there is no holes in this beer can?!" And the Second brother looks over and says " Of Course there isnt! There arnt any on the women either, this is hell!"